The F I D O N E W S Volume 21, Number 36 06 Sep 2004 +--------------------------+-----------------------------------------+ | |The newsletter of the | | | | | FidoNet community. | | Crash netmail articles to: | | | | | Editor @ 2:2/2 (+46-31-944907 | | | ____________| | | | | / __ | Routed netmail articles to: | | | / / \ | Bjorn Felten @ 2:203/0 | | | WOOF! ( /|oo \ | | | \_______\(_| /_) | Email attach to: | | _ @/_ \ _ | bfelten @ telia dot com | | | | \ \\ | | | | (*) | \ ))| | | |__U__| / \// | Editor: Bj”rn Felten | | ______ _//|| _\ / | | | / Fido \ (_/(_|(____/ | Newspapers should have no friends. | | (________) (jm) | -- JOSEPH PULITZER | +--------------------------+-----------------------------------------+ Copyright 2004 by Fidonews Editor for Fidonews Globally. Table of Contents 1. FOOD FOR THOUGHT ......................................... 1 2. CLEAN HUMOUR & JOKES ..................................... 2 Swiss Army Knife ......................................... 2 3. BEN RITCHEY'S FIDONET SOFTWARE LISTING ................... 4 FIDONet Software References .............................. 4 4. SPECIAL INTEREST ......................................... 9 Nodelist Stats ........................................... 9 5. FIDONEWS INFORMATION ..................................... 11 How to Submit an Article ................................. 11 Credits, Legal Infomation, Availability .................. 13 FIDONEWS 21-36 Page 1 6 Sep 2004 ================================================================= FOOD FOR THOUGHT ================================================================= It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. -- George Bernard Shaw ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 21-36 Page 2 6 Sep 2004 ================================================================= CLEAN HUMOUR & JOKES ================================================================= Swiss Army Knife By Andy Alt, DC> Someone has to buy those Army Knifes! MK> Are they actually made in Switzerland anymore? DC> Is anything made where it's supposed to be made these days? Is that a conspiracy? A neutral country mass-producing knives with built-in corkscrews and toothpicks? I see a possibility here: They want us to take these with us on camping trips, using the knife to cut steak, toothpick to entice us into eating the steak knowing we won't worry about tooth decay, and with the knowledge that the corkscrew will promote alcohol use *after* the steak is eaten. Red wine with steak, if I'm not misteaken. What do we have after that? A country that is not only drunk but full on meat? What's next? Turkey with Triptophan(sp?)? An electric swiss carving knife for Thanksgiving camping retreats? Oh they'd like us to ingest Triptophan wouldn't they... A once strong nation, now defenseless and vulnerable: drunk, top trouser button and potentially a zipper open, while inside a flimsy tent, instead of having the luxury of armor that a tank provides? They have mass storage sites inside the Swiss Alps of Swiss Army knives manufactured in a factory 40 stories *below* the mountain? Oh trust me, NORAD may be nice, but the Swiss Alps contains state of the Art Knives constructed by the most reputable and well-known knife-makers on the face of this planet. Did I say the face of the planet? Oh you better believe that any technology as advanced and as widely known as the swiss army knife couldn't be developed by modern Terran technology from *any* Earthly nation, and indeed the Swiss are conspiring with E.T.s from all over the Galaxy. You may think the knives being imported from Switzerland are well-constructed and have long-lasting life-time guaranteed warranties, but if you believe anything, believe this: Those are nothing compared to what's being manufactured in the depths of the Swiss Alps with the aid of alien technology boosting the quality and life of the gears used in the Swiss Knife assembly line conveyor belt. Tecumseh may be one of the most well-known manufacturers of small engines, but compared to the assembly lines working 24/7 in the cold depths of the Swiss Alps, the Swiss are eating the *good* cheese *without* the holes in it, and plotting for Global Secret Annihilation and Killing. And yes, the covert ops have coded that to GSAK for short. In American FIDONEWS 21-36 Page 3 6 Sep 2004 Language (otherwise known as Mexican, Chinese, English, French, and many others) that does have a double meaning... Good Swiss Army Knife. Coincidence? Well... you all may call me a conspiracy nut, Just another crazed conspiracy theorist -- but trust me even though you've never met me in real life nor met my parents to buy a used automobile; trust that this is not a theory, but a fact which can be proven by evidence. 1. A fact that I've devised in my own mind. 2. Proven only by me, and 3. by evidence that I've personally written down 4. using a #2 pencil and encoded with dots that can only be de-coded with the most sophisticated school computer of the mid 1980's. And if any Swiss are reading this, please be assured that I am not trying to offend any particular culture or make hasty or unfounded accusations against your fine "country." I'm really only making an attempt at humor, and hold no ill-will toward you or your GSAK producing colleagues or citizens. The truth is... I have had trouble getting ahold of your GSAK technical support, and wanted to get your attention. I lost the directions on the proper cleaning method for my GSAK and was wondering if you could email them to me. I would also like to take this opportunity to apologize to the moderator of this echo, whom I don't know, nor remember his name or met personally; yet feel a kindred spirit because we both type when sending messages and feel a real connection there what with both having a qwerty layout on the keyboard; though his own keyboard maybe the new ergonomic kind. ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 21-36 Page 4 6 Sep 2004 ================================================================= BEN RITCHEY'S FIDONET SOFTWARE LISTING ================================================================= -=:{ FIDONet Software Reference }:=- Type: M=Mailer T=Tosser B=BBS D=Door C=Comm/Terminal P=Points E=Editor I=Internet U=Utility ?=Info .- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -. |Software: Author |Type |URL, Contact, Ver, Notes Help Node| `- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -' Argus |M |http://www.ritlabs.com/argus/ 2:469/84 | | argus@ritlabs.com Tel: 373-2-246889 | | v3.210 on Mar 20th 2001 BeeMail: |M |http://beemail.gexonline.net 1:105/10 Stephen Proffit | | beemail@gexonline.net BinkleyTerm XE |M |http://btxe.sourceforge.net 1:1/102 | | v2.60XE/Gamma-6 on Nov 11th 1998 BinkD |MI |http://2f.ru/binkd/ | | maloff@corbina.net | | v0.94 on Jul 24th 2000 FIDO-Deluxe IP |MPUI |http://www.fido-deluxe.de.vu 2:2432/280 Michael Haase | | m.haase@gmx.net | | v2.4 on Sep 26th 2003 Fidonet to Internet: |MI |http://www.terminate.com Bo Bendtsen | | sales@terminate.com | | v2.00 on Mar 23rd 1997 FrontDoor, FD/APX: |MTPC |http://www.defsol.se 2:201/330 Definite Solutions | | sales@defsol.se 1:1/101 | | v2.26SW & v2.33ml FD, v1.15 APX Husky Project |MTPUI|http://sf.net/projects/husky/ | | v1.4 RC2 on Sep 22nd 2003 Radius (based on |M |http://radius.pp.ru 2:5012/38 Argus) | | fido5012@zaural.net Tel: 7-3522-469463 | | v4.009 on Jan 2nd 2003 Terminate |MBP |http://www.terminate.com | | v5.00 on Aug 7th 1997 Tmail |MI |http://www.tmail.spb.ru v2608 WildCat! Interactive |MTBEI|http://www.santronics.com Net Server, Platinum| | sales@santronics.com Xpress: Santronics | | Tel: (305) 248-3204 Software, Inc. | | AUP 450.2 on Jul 9th 2002 +- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -+ FIDONEWS 21-36 Page 5 6 Sep 2004 Fidogate |TUI |http://www.fidogate.org | | Martin_Junius@m-j-s.net v4.4.4 FMail |T |http://fmail.nl.eu.org 2:280/1076 | | wijnstra@fmail.nl.eu.org v1.60 JetMail: JetSys |TU |http://www.jetsys.de js@jetsys.de (ATARI ST only) | | v1.01 on Jan 1st 2000 Squish |T |http://www.lanius.com | | sales@lanius.com v1.11 | |http://www.vector11.com/maximus/ Watergate |TUI |http://www2.sbbs.se/hp/ramon/ | | ramon@sbbs.se | | v0.93p9 on Dec 14th 1998 +- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -+ BBBS |BI |http://www.bbbs.net b@bbbs.net | | v4.00MP on Oct 25th 1999 2:22/222 ELEBBS: The Elevator |B |http://www.elebbs.com Software Production | | elebbs@elebbs.com | | v0.10.RC1 on Jun 9th 2002 EZYCom BBS |BT |http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~dcbbs/ | | pjs@optushome.com.au 3:633/104 | | v2.0 on 3 May 2003 Falken BBS |B |http://falkenbbs.com | | v12.0 on Feb 2nd 2002 Hermes II Project |B |http://www.hermesii.org | | info@HermesII.org v3.5.9 Beta Final Maximus BBS |B |http://www.lanius.com | | sales@lanius.com v3.01 | |http://www.vector11.com/maximus/ MBSE BBS: |BI |http://mbse.sourceforge.net 2:280/2802 Michiel Broek | | mbroek@users.sourceforge.net | | v0.33.21 on Jun 4th 2002 Mystic BBS |B |http://www.mysticbbs.com | | v1.07.3 on May 13th 2001 Nexus BBS |B |http://www.nexusbbs.net | | groberts@nexusbbs.net | | v0.99.41.001 beta on Jun 10th 2001 Proboard BBS |B |http://www.proboard.be | | v2.17 on Jun 9th 2002 RemoteAccess BBS: |B |http://www.rapro.com 1:1/120 Bruce Morse | | bfmorse@rapro.com | | v2.62.2SW FIDONEWS 21-36 Page 6 6 Sep 2004 Spitfire BBS: Buffalo|B |http://www.angelfire.com/ia/buffalo/ Creek Software | | MDWoltz@aol.com 1:1/150 | | v3.6 on Aug 20th 1999 Synchronet BBS |BT |http://www.synchro.net | | sysop(at)vert(dot)synchro(dot)net | | v3.10L Beta Telegard BBS |B |http://www.telegard.net | | support@telegard.net | | v3.09g2 SP4 +- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -+ Atlantis Software |D |http://www.jimmyrose.com/atlantis/ | | last update: Jun 2002 BBS Central |D |http://www.rpcomputers.com Bentstone |D |http://www.srupc.com/mall Capabilities Group | | info@stonebenders.com Cheepware: |D |http://www.midnightshour.org/cheepware/ Sean Dennis | | hausmaus@midnightshour.org 1:11/200 DDS (Doorware |D |http://www.doorgames.org 1:2404/201 Distribution System)| | ruth@doorgames.org Ruth Argust | | DoorMUD |D |http://www.dmud.thebbs.org | | v0.98 Jun 1st 2002 Elysium Software |D |http://www.elysoft.com | | mpreslar@mailcity.com Jibben Software |D |http://www.jibbensoftware.com | | scott@jibben.com | | 1995-99 Release dates JNS Software: |D |http://www.geocities.com/jnssoftware/ Rusty Johnson | | rustyjohnson57@hotmail.com | | Tel: (304) 733-0113 John Dailey Software |D |http://www.johndaileysoftware.com | | support@johndaileysoftware.com LORD (Legend of the |D |http://www.lordlegacy.org Red Dragon) Reborn | | mike@lordlegacy.org | | v4.06 on Feb 5th 2001 Lord-II IGMs |D |http://www.shelby.net/wizards/lord2igm/ PC Pursuits |D |http://www.pcpursuits.com | | brucep@pop.kis.net | | Tel: (301) 240-6653 Shining Star |D |http://www.shiningstar.net/bbsdoors/ FIDONEWS 21-36 Page 7 6 Sep 2004 | | nannette@shiningstar.net Sunrise Doors: |D |http://www.sunrisedoors.com Al Lawrence | | al@sunrisedoors.com | | Tel: (404) 256-9518 The Brainex System |D |http://www.brainex.com/brainex_system/ | | stanley@brainex.com 1994-99 Releases Trade Wars |D |http://www.eisonline.com/tradewars/ | | jpritch@eisonline.com | | v3.09 (DOS-32) in 2002 Vagabond Software: |D |http://www.vbsoft.org 1:124/7013 Bryan Turner | | vagabond@vbsoft.org | | last update: Jul 17th 2002 (various) |D |http://www.webnexus.com/users/etow/ +- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -+ APoint |PI |http://www.apoint-mail.de | | dirk.pokorny@apoint-mail.de | | v1.25 2:2426/1210.13 CrossPoint (XP) |P |http://www.crosspoint.de | | pm@crosspoint.de v3.12d Dec 22nd 1999 FreeXP |P |http://www.freexp.de 2:2433/460 | | support@freexp.de | | v3.40 RC3 Aug 31st 2003 (Snapshot) OpenXP/32 |PI |http://www.openxp.com 2:248/2004 | | mk@openxp.de v3.8.7 beta Aug 3rd 2002 PPoint |P |http://www.alcuf.ca 1:249/114 | | v3.04 on Jan 10th 2000 +- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -+ GoldEd+ |E |http://mik.nu/golded-plus/ 2:203/6600 | | v1.1.5 Snapshot on Feb 28th 2003 SqEd32 |E |http://www.sqed.de | | v1.15 on Dec 15th 1999 TimEd |E |http://blizzard.dnsalias.org/fidonet | | mail@ozzmosis.com /timed | | v1.11.a5 in March 2003 3:633/267 +- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -+ GiGo |UI |http://www.gigo.com | | v0109 on Jan 9th 1997 Internet Rex: |UI |http://members.shaw.ca/InternetRex/ Charles Cruden | | telnet://xanadubbs.ca 1:342/806 (Khan Software) | | v2.29 on Oct 21st 2001 PeopleComm Terminal |CUI |http://www.peoplecomm.org 1:128/148 (BBS & Telnet w/ | | edward.williams@adelphia.net FIDONEWS 21-36 Page 8 6 Sep 2004 ZModem) | | v1.01a on Feb 11th 2003 TransNet |UI |http://www.ressl.com.ar/transnet/ | | transnet@ressl.com.ar | | v2.11 on Jul 18th 1998 TransX: Multiboard |UI |http://www.multiboard.com/software/ Communications, Inc.| | support@multiboard.com 1:2401/305 | | v3.5 +- - 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BBS at +1-337-232-4155 24/7 33.6kBps,8,N,1 Internet: http://bellsouthpwp.net/c/m/cmech617/fidosoft.txt Emeritus: Todd Cochrane, Frank Vest, Peter Popovich ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 21-36 Page 9 6 Sep 2004 ================================================================= SPECIAL INTEREST ================================================================= Nodelist Stats Input nodelist nodelist.247 size 871.6kb date 2004-09-03 The nodelist has 7293 nodes in it and a total of 10029 non-comment entries including 6 zones 56 regions 415 hosts 503 hubs admin overhead 980 ( 13.44 %) and 1089 private nodes 316 nodes down 351 nodes on hold off line overhead 1756 ( 24.08 %) Speed summary: >9600 = 619 ( 8.49 %) 9600 = 6309 ( 86.51 %) (HST = 129 or 2.04 %) (CSP = 0 or 0.00 %) (PEP = 11 or 0.17 %) (MAX = 0 or 0.00 %) (HAY = 1 or 0.02 %) (V32 = 3291 or 52.16 %) (V32B = 296 or 4.69 %) (V34 = 4255 or 67.44 %) (V42 = 3600 or 57.06 %) (V42B = 295 or 4.68 %) 2400 = 69 ( 0.95 %) 1200 = 6 ( 0.08 %) 300 = 290 ( 3.98 %) ISDN = 576 ( 7.90 %) ---------------------------------------------------------- File Req Flag Applicable software Number of systems ---------------------------------------------------------- XA Frontdoor <1.99b 2394 Frontdoor 2.02+ Dutchie 2.90c Binkleyterm >2.1 D'Bridge <1.3 TIMS Xenia -------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 21-36 Page 10 6 Sep 2004 XB Binkleyterm 2.0 9 Dutchie 2.90b -------------------------------------- XC Opus 1.1 9 -------------------------------------- XP Seadog 6 -------------------------------------- XR Opus 1.03 38 -------------------------------------- XW Fido >12M 292 Tabby KittenMail -------------------------------------- XX D'Bridge 1.30 3249 Frontdoor 1.99b Intermail 2.01 T-Mail -------------------------------------- None QMM 1296 -------------------------------------- CrashMail capable = 2245 ( 30.78 %) MailOnly nodes = 4069 ( 55.79 %) Listed-only nodes = 561 ( 7.69 %) Other = 418 ( 5.73 %) [Report produced by NETSTATS - A PD pgm available from 1:106/100] [ Revised by B Felten, 2:203/208] ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 21-36 Page 11 6 Sep 2004 ================================================================= FIDONEWS INFORMATION ================================================================= How to Submit an Article If you wish to submit an article for inclusion in the Fidonews, here are some guidelines, if you send it as an attached file; the preferred method if you want reasonable control over how the published article will appear in the Fidonews: a) Plain ASCII text. 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