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Skriven 2007-02-09 21:25:47 av Josh Hill (15383.babylon5)
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Ärende: Re: A quick note from your hosts
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On 5 Feb 2007 09:32:20 -0800, "lizardgirl" <gabiks@comcast.net> wrote:

>On Feb 3, 6:43 pm, Josh Hill <userepl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On 3 Feb 2007 12:01:03 -0800, "lizardgirl" <gab...@comcast.net> wrote:
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>> >On Feb 2, 6:20 pm, Josh Hill <userepl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:38:03 GMT, Amy Guskin <aisl...@fjordstone.com>
>> >> wrote:
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>> >> >>> On Fri, 2 Feb 2007 10:40:03 -0500, Wendy of NJ wrote
>> >> >(in article <9om6s255lbc076ut7toedejk80fjad2...@4ax.com>):
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>> >> >> On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 21:23:56 -0500, Josh Hill <userepl...@gmail.com>
>> >> >> wrote:
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>> >> >>> On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 23:27:33 GMT, Wendy of NJ <voxwo...@gmail.com>
>> >> >>> wrote:
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>> >> >>>> On 31 Jan 2007 08:44:57 -0800, "lizardgirl" <gab...@comcast.net>
>> >> >>>> wrote:
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>> >> >>>>> lg
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>> >> >>>> Hmmm... thanks. I'll look into it. But I'm hitting the 18-month wall
>> >> >>>> here. I'm probably SOL.
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>> >> >>>> I have professional organizations and SB things to look into. I
don't
>> >> >>>> have to go "private insurance" since I own my own business.
>>
>> >> >>> IEEE?
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>> >> >> That one, surely, and also the STC (society for technical
>> >> >> communications) and even ASCAP. <<
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>> >> >You probably have to have a certain amount of activity (i.e. royalties)
>> >> >logged before ASCAP would let you into their medical insurance plan (and
it
>> >> >probably sucks, anyway).
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>> >> I checked some of those societies a while back -- the writer's guild,
>> >> what have you -- and they had stiff requirements designed to exclude
>> >> the hoi-polloi.
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>> >> Best bet, I think: join Al Quaeda. Not only do they offer free medical
>> >> insurance, but their death benefits are without peer.
>>
>> >what, you mean the 70+ virgins?  no thanks.  my days as an instructor
>> >are over.
>> >if i'm going to blow myself to bits there better be one debauched SOB
>> >waiting for my at the gate.
>>
>> But they're very experienced virgins, see? I mean, they get reset to
>> virginity after every use.
>>
>> --
>> Josh
>>
>> [Truly] I say to you, [...] angel [...] power will be able to see that [...]
>> these to whom [...] holy generations [...]. After Jesus said this, he
departed.
>>
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>ah, magical self mending hymens.  so it's the *same* 70+ virgins for
>everyone!? i didn't know :^)

Reminds me of that story from the Arabian Nights, the one where the
girl does it with her slave boy, then gets married off anyway to an
agreeing cuckold who obfuscates her status by smearing the bed with
chicken blood on their wedding night. Maybe Heaven supplies 70 new
chickens.

-- 
Josh

[Truly] I say to you, [...] angel [...] power will be able to see that [...]
these to whom [...] holy generations [...]. After Jesus said this, he departed.

- The Gospel of Judas
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