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Skriven 2004-12-08 10:41:58 av FATHER PAUL (1:396/40)
     Kommentar till en text av KEN LONG
Ärende: Re: Holy Innocents OC BBS New Orleans
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Mr. Long,

On Dec 06, 2004 11:12pm, KEN LONG wrote to FATHER PAUL:

 >>What could be more dangerous than a bunch of Priests who
 >>_express_
 >>their political opinions?

 KL> A bunch of Priests molesting little children?

 KL> Call Grinning Evil Death BBS.

 KL> telnet://bbs.darksideresearch.com
 KL> http://bbs.darksideresearch.com

 KL> --- SLMAIL v5.1  (#SLO409KEDG15G098)
 KL>  * Origin: Grinning Evil Death BBS (1:216/200)

Like most Orthodox Priest I am a daddy and, thank God, a
grandfather.

Your comment in effect accuses me of molesting my daughter and my
grandson. I am not a holy man, but I do try to be holy. The only
reason I do not hunt you down, crush your skull, rip your face off,
disembowel you with my hands and cram your guts down your throat, in
response to your remarks, is that God has dictated such response is
wrong. You are therefore safe from physical retribution.

After visiting what appears to be your web site at
http://www.darksideresearch.com, I realize the last sentence (above)
is a compound sentence, and possibly beyond your ability to
comprehend. Therefore I will restate the concept therein in simple
terms. Your comment makes me wish to harm you very severely but I
will not because God has made it clear that He does not desire such
actions.

Also, after visiting your web site, and your BBS at
http://bbs.darksideresearch.com
I have instructed Father Lee not to sue you or your company, Dark
Side Research, Inc., for defamation. The reason is that you
obviously suffer from grave deficiencies.

First, your BBS guest login does not work. You may wish to correct
the software error.

The fact that your BBS guest login does not work is not a very good
advertisement for the business associated with your BBS, Dark Side
Research, Inc.

Dark Side Research, Inc., advertises itself as, "a premier provider
of high end consulting services to the US Government and the private
sector. We offer a range of services including security consulting,
infosec, R&D, and program management, and have a staff of recognized
subject matter experts to support customer needs." Better get that
BBS working if we are to believe this.

The web site goes on to state:
"Dark Side Research, Inc. offers a broad variety of commercial
security services, such as:
Physical Vulnerability Assessments
Continuity of Operations Planning
Security Awareness Training
Network Vulnerability Assessments
Special Protection Services
Our security consultants have managed security for billion-dollar
multinationals, and many have backgrounds working these areas for
the US Intelligence Community, the US Military, and various law
enforcement agencies."

Very interesting. Does this mean someone in the organization stood
guard duty?

The web site also states, "There are no job openings at this time."
and, "Dark Side Research, Inc. is not hiring at this time." That is
a shame. Guess business is not going very well. We, however, are
"hiring" but you do not qualify.

And I really love this one:
"At Dark Side Research, Inc., our mission statement reflects our
desire to provide the best quality of product to our customers in
every job we do, and to dominate our field by building a reputation
for unsurpassed excellence."

"At Dark Side Research, global conquest is a career goal."

For some reason I do not believe you will attain your goal.

The corporate history of Dark Side Research, taken un edited from
the web site, states:

"Dark Side Research was founded in 1993 to provide inexpensive
post-production video editing to clients in the Washington, DC area.
This successful partnership expanded in 1994 with the addition of
technical consulting activities such as network architecture
consulting and installation for commercial clients.

"From 1994 through 1998, Dark Side Research designed and implemented
network systems for a variety of high tech startups and existing
business concerns, and began to branch into other consulting areas.
Dark Side Research consultants provided engineering feedback on
prototype vehicle chassis, technical consulting support for engine
management systems, as well as transportation and security for race
cars and related equipment.

"Starting in early 1998, Dark Side Research added additional support
services for government agencies, focusing on information security,
technical architecture, and related analytic support for civilian,
defense, and related organizations within the US Government. At the
same time, Dark Side Research provided information security auditing
and consulting for financial institutions such as banks and
transaction clearing houses in Europe.

"In that time, Dark Side Research consultants and engineers have
dramatically expanded the scope of DSR's consulting range to include
physical security consulting in areas such as critical
infrastructure protection, and specialized engineering consulting in
areas such as avionics, hardware integration, and MEMS
manufacturing.

"In early 2002, Dark Side Research, Inc. was formally incorporated
in the state of Virginia to continue its business as a formal legal
entity, and continues its mission to provide premier consulting
services to new and existing clients around the world.

which, when read out loud, to me sounds like a Pinto automobile with
a noisy exhaust.

Mr. Long, you are safe. You are so pitiful we do not have the heart
to go after you.

Peace,

Fr. Paul

Father Paul, S.S.B.  
The Society of Clerks Secular of Saint Basil  
of the Holy Orthodox Church  
frpaul@reu.org 
http://www.reu.org    telnet://reu.org

... God please help me love you
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