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Skriven 2008-01-25 22:17:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
     Kommentar till en text av HAP NEWSOM
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-=> Quoting Hap Newsom to Jim Weller <=-

 ->  -> If the wrong guy wins, [...] the border shuts down in Jan.

 -> We started to build a border wall once, using Chinese labour, but a
 -> bunch of disgruntled Mongolians showed up and attacked. (South Park
 -> reference).

 HN> can hardly understand the dialouge...I must be getting old...
 HN> and deaf (er)

OK. Just for you....

Gerald: We need to find a way to close our town off from unwanted
strangers!  

Randy: Wait, that's it. A wall. We could build a huge city wall all
around South Park so that we have complete control over who comes
in.  

Sheila: But who can we get to build it?  

 [City Wok, later. Several adults are in the restaurant]

Mayor McDaniels: ...And so, we want you to design and build a great
wall, all around the city.  

City Wok Owner: I don' build wall. I just own un' operate City Wok.  

Gerald: We just think that you're the best person to put up a wall.
We're sure you've got it in your blood.  

City Wok Owner: [thinks a moment] Oh, I get it. Just because I
Chinese, you think I build wall. That i' bullsh*t! I'm not stereo-
type, okay?! Just because I Chinese doesn't mean I go around
building wall! I just a normal person like all o'you! I eat ahrice
and drive ahreally slow, just like the rest o'you! I not stereotype!

Sharon: Please, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim.  

Randy: Your ancestors put up a great wall that kept Mongolians out
for thousands of years. We know you can do it for us.  

[Outside South Park, some weeks later. A great wall has gone up
around South Park, enclosing it like a medieval wall. This is the
Great Wall of South Park. Tuong, dressed in his restaurant's
uniform, is laying down some bricks. He hears some horses and look
up. Some Mongolians have arrived and drawn their swords. They chip
away at the wall.]

Tuong: Hey. Hey hey! [rushes over to the gap the Mongolians are
creating] Hey, what the hell you doing?! [the Mongolian leader says
a few words] Mongorians? What the hell Mongorians doing here? [the
Mongolians keep attacking the wall] Ey, f*k you, Mongorians! Tryin'
break down my wall! [starts throwing bricks at the Mongolians] Get
out of here, f*kin' Mongorians! [the Mongolians turn and ride away]
God-damnit, how come every time us Chinese put up a wall, stupid
Mongorians have to come and knock it down?

Tuong finishes the repairs on the damaged section.]

Tuong: Okay. Finary. [looks around] Oh no. [picks up a telescope and
looks through it. He finds the Mongolians attacking the wall at a
position far off] It's those God-damned Mongorians again! Stop! Stop
right there, Mongorians! [a shot from inside a tower of Tuong
running down the rampart] God-damnit, stop! [a far shot of Tuong
running down the rampart] Stop breaking down my city wall you stupid
Mongoriaaans! [finally arrives at the source of the noise] Ay, you
sons of b*tches, you- [sees a ruse. Clothes were placed on twigs and
a tape player plays a recording of Mongolian noises] What the hell??
[straightens up] Oh, sh*t! [looks off to his right to see the
Mongolians attacking the part of the wall he was at before] OH,
GOD-DAMNED MONGORIANS!! [runs back along the rampart to the
Mongolians] I'm gonna get you, f*kin' Mongorians! Don't break down
my city wall! [reaches the new gap and the Mongolians ride away] Oh,
God-damnit! [the Mongolian leader says something. Tuong calls out
after them] That's the last time you're gonna break down my city
wall! You hear me, Mongorians?!   [etc.]






Cheers

YK Jim


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