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Skriven 2008-06-28 13:57:00 av Michael Loo
     Kommentar till en text av MARK LEWIS
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 MLe> i can attest to that... i not only stay away from Jack Daniels Black
 MLe> Label,  but i avoid the stench from it as well...

And there's Hap and his vodka, and probably many others here
on the echo and some (insert random name of) type of booze.
Most of us had some kind of sticky situation with alcohol
back in days of ancient time.

I heard an interesting story about a post-graduation party in New
Orleans: kids who had just gotten out of high school (therefore
likely underage) who went to bars and binge drank way beyond their
capacity. The story goes (a friend's son was eyewitness) that some
guy pounded down two rum and Cokes followed by two beers, in about
15 minutes, then went up and asked the bartender for two shots of
the cheapest, rawest hooch in the place, whereupon the bartender
poured out two shots of some apparently nastily cloudy beverage,
which looked to the witness as though it had soap in it. The kid
in question knocked down the shots and immediately started to
heave. He made it just barely to the restroom before barfing all
over the place. I told the teller that it sounded as though the
bartender had made a special concoction, perhaps containing Ivory
liquid or ipecac, just for this purpose.

 this from a 10th
 MLe> grade "drunk" on it  while at school... 1/2 a fifth, straight up with
 MLe> no chaser, before first  period and i was late for first lunch, my
 MLe> lunch period, but was outside on the  front grounds the entire time :?

Hah. I had 1/2 a fifth of same, straight up with no chaser, in 11th
grade (but I'd skipped a year), after school, and got majorly wasted.
One of the English teachers at my school tried thereupon to seduce
me (it was a guy who had seen me in the hall but had never been one
of my instructors), and when I wouldn't seduce, tried to pawn me off
on one of the other teachers (a woman of moderate attractions), which
didn't work, either. No long-term aversive effect of any kind, against
Bourbon, Jack Black, English teachers, gay guys, or women of moderate
attractions. But then I learn slowly, if at all, in some arenas.

 MLe> let's say that i'm very particular about the whiskeys i consume, these
 MLe> days :) 
 MLe> Bye bye!

If I reacted normally, I'd say bye bye to Jack Daniel's, too.

 MLe> * SeM. 2.26  * A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

This made up for the fact that a pig's life almost invariably
ends in an unpleasant fashion.

Pasties
cat: mediaeval, main, pie
servings: 4

for the pastry shell -
3 c whole wheat flour
1 c lard
1/4 c water (to 1/2 c
2 Tb vinegar
1 Tb salt
for the filling -
1 chicken - plucked and skinned
powdered spices
egg whites
2 Tb balsamic vinegar
4 sl thick sliced side pork (unsmoked bacon)

Use a pastry cutting tool to cut the flour, lard, water,
and salt together. Roll it out and place in baking tin.
[Reserve enough to make a lid, or else make sure there
is enough overlap to cover the contents tightly.]

Dip the chicken into the egg white and vinegar mixture.
Sprinkle the spices over the chicken before laying it
in the pastry shell. Then lay the bacon strips over the
breast before adding the pastry cover. Carve a design
into the top of the pastry cover. Also add small slits
around the sides of the pastry shell to vent the steam.
Bake at 350F for 90 min.

Le Menagier de Paris as interpreted by Kateryn de Develyn

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