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Skriven 2011-05-03 20:32:00 av MICHAEL LOO (1:123/140)
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 ML> In New Orleans I didn't notice much sex except for the
 ML> voyeuristic variety. Sleaze and booze aplenty, though.
 GJ> When my niece and I were checking into our cheap hotel, a couple ahead
 GJ> of us asked what the hourly rate was.  The manager indignantly denied
 GJ> that this was that sort of hotel.

jooc, what was the hourly rate? Of course, one is more
genteel than that and asks for the "day rate."

 ML> I've not been in a strip joint in NOLA. Maybe I should check
 ML> one out sometime. Do you have a recommendation?
 GJ> Quite a few advertised their particular forms of entertainment by
 GJ> window displays, and Nora dared me to take her into one that she
 GJ> chose.  To both our surprises, the performers were transvestites.
 GJ> Nora found it very educational.

Could have been interesting, though not in that way. I
suppose that after the initial wth, educational might have
been the right word.

 GJ> Hip Hop-eration (Continued)

Glad to hear that you are back in some sort of operation.

 GJ> My voice was hoarse, as result of the anaesthetic tube having been
 GJ> stuck down my windpipe.  I had need to pee into the bottle, lots,
 GJ> which was rather difficult in the dark.

They saved me from this last by sticking another tube up my
wee-wee. I suggest that your way, with its risk of modest
embarrassment, is less uncomfortable than the other.

 GJ> spinach dumpling was accompanied by a glass of red
 GJ> wine, as I had ordered.  I kept that down.  The lovely blonde Danish
 GJ> nurse gave me a back rub, and I dreamed of her...

Ah, now you're talking like the dirty old man you are. So
that's what morphine and wine together do for one.

 GJ> where I had to pay the remaining $5.80 owing on the hospital charge,
 GJ> and also $10.50 for the medication I was taking.

Small price to pay to ensure the continued employment for
the accountants and cashiers.

   I threatened to give
 GJ> the few dollars change to the nurses for a tip, but the nurse said
 GJ> firmly that they didn't take tips.  (Then, very quietly, she said, "We
 GJ> do accept chocolates, though.")

My strategy. I send a box of the finest to the nurse station.

 GJ> I can now get to the wine shop

Huzzah!

Olde Fashioned Rum Punch
cat: booze, party, text mostly
yield: 1

One of sour Lemon juice 1*n oz
Two of sweet Sugar 2*n oz
Three of strong Rum 3*n oz (Mount Gay preferred)
Four of weak Water 4*n oz

M's note: this is what I know as either a "cold toddy" or
a "hot toddy" depending on whether it's iced or warmed.
Modern versions (with fancy names, such as Fog Cutter or
Suffering Bastard substitute fruit juices for the sweet
and the weak components; some also add flavored alcohols
or 151 floaters and the like).

http://www.foodbar.co.kr/punch-1.htm


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