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 -> Sox are 1/2 game out of the cellar, thanks to having
 -> been whupped by the Yanks.

Now we're right at .500 and in the cellar. I am waiting
for the back office to give Valentine a much-deserved
valentine.

 HN> The Yanks are coming when the Mariners
 HN> return from this road trip (Monday) and 
 HN> they'll be followed by one of the other
 HN> perennial pain in the keester teams; the 

All teams are pain in the keester for you.

 -> Never was. Plays with heart and great arm strength,
 -> but running, forget it.
 HN> If you hit it out of the park...you don't
 HN> have to run so fast. And even if he stretches
 HN> a triple into a single...if the runners ahead 
 HN> of him can run, he's doing his job.

That's the idea of the cleanup hitter, the guy with
the big muscles and big belly and slow feet.

 HN> In my 4 years of high school ball, I hit a
 HN> single homer

In one of the great jokes of the 20th century, I played
in a graduate school softball league for a while. As I
couldn't see, I mostly pitched, as the plate doesn't move
much. Even with the big ball, I couldn't see it as it
reached the plate when I was batting (baseball, which I
played a few times, was far worse). I hit one homer. It
was a great excitement.

DIRTY VIRGIN
cat: booze
servings: 1

1 1/2 oz Tanqueray Gin
1/2 oz Dark Creme de Cacao

Shake, serve over rocks and clean up your act.

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