Text 2840, 77 rader
Skriven 2010-10-17 16:48:00 av Dave Drum (46736.cooking)
   Kommentar till text 2797 av Dale Shipp (1:261/1466.0)
Ärende: Playing Sandy Clause
============================
-=> Dale Shipp wrote to Ruth Haffly <=-

 RH> I'm still working on the Santa outfit--that's what the fur cutting was
 RH> for.

 DS> During our cruise, I had a guy come up to me and ask if I played santa.
 DS> In spite of his clean shaven face, he did do that -- and we had an
 DS> interesting conversation.  He told us that there is a society of
 DS> santas, and a training school with rules -- rules not unlike those for
 DS> clowns in some ways.  He knew of one person who annually got flown to
 DS> New York to work in a store.  He was put up in a hotel with room and
 DS> board for himself and family.  Not bad for seasonal work:-}}

I am called Santa quite a bit. And I have worked as a Holiday Season Santa a
few times. Once as Santa at an adult party ... which paid some *very* decent
gelt at a time when I was pretty skint in the bankroll department. I'll never
do that again.

Of course, as an adult holiday party, the lubricant was flowing freely and when
Ol' Santa (me) arrived to do his gig the attendees were very well lubricated. I
was a bit taken aback by the sloppily frisky females getting grope-y whilst
trying to wheedle "Santa" into something they wanted and promising something
they thought Santa might enjoy. I sort-of, kinda enjoyed it. But, I did not
enjoy all the green-eyed jealously looks I was getting from their escorts ...
who were also over-served and had their civilised inhibitions lowered. I beat
it as soon as I was able and cashed the cheque the next morning.

I'd rather have kids pulling my whiskers and peeing in my lap. It doesn't pay
as well. But. it's much safer and better for my peace of mind.   Bv)=

MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06
  
       Title: Santa's Whiskers
  Categories: Cookies, Desserts, Snacks, Fruits, Nuts
       Yield: 60 servings
  
       1 c  Butter; softened
       1 c  Sugar
       2 ts Milk
       1 ts Vanilla or rum flavoring
   2 1/2 c  All-purpose flour
     1/4 c  Fine chopped red or green
            - candied cherries
     1/2 c  Fine chopped pecans
     3/4 c  Flaked coconut
  
  In mixing bowl cream together butter and sugar; blend in
  milk and vanilla or rum flavoring. Stir in flour, chopped
  candied cherries, and chopped pecans. 

  Form dough into two 8" rolls. Roll in flaked coconut to coat
  outside. Wrap in waxed paper, chill thoroughly. 

  Cut into 1/4" slices. 

  Place on ungreased cookie sheet. Bake at 375øF till edges
  are golden; about 12 minutes.

  Makes 60.
  
  From: http://www.recipesource.com

  Uncle Dirty Dave's Archives

MMMMM

ENJOY!!!

From Uncle Dirty Dave's Kitchen
Home of YAHOOOOAHHHH Hot Sauce & Hardin Cider 

 

... Silence is the virtue of fools. - Sir Francis Bacon
--- MultiMail/Win32 v0.49
--- SBBSecho 2.12-Win32
 * Origin: :::The Holodeck BBS:::  Telnet://holo.homeip.net (1:261/1381)