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Skriven 2012-09-29 14:16:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
     Kommentar till en text av DAVE DRUM
Ärende: Recent extravagances
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 DD> I've had wild turkey (both kinds) and I just don't get it. Never had
 DD> the free range stuff. Although a local market (Humphrey's) is
 DD> advertising Amish raised free-range, antibiotic free birds.

You should try one!

 DD> But, as a single person with limited freezer space

Do what I do. Carve up the drumsticks, thighs, wings and half
breasts. Cook the parts in a variety of ways and repackage as single
or double serves. Stuff the little packets in nooks and crannies.
Make concentrated stock with the rest of the bird. You could even
split a bird with someone.

 JW> #13 Tea:

 DD> I like a nice cuppa every now and again.

A lot of WP take tea, coffee, beer and wine over the tip and turn it
into a fetish. I tend to do that with tea a bit but will swill
gallons of whatever coffee is available. Roslind is the coffee
freak. She grinds and blends all sorts of exotic beans and has
purchased a percolator, a large drip machine, a small drip machine,
a French press and an espresso machine. If I was a rich guy with a
spare room I'd get her a roaster for her birthday!

 DD> I've tried Earl Gray (yukko) and I find I don't care for
 DD> oil of bergamot.

One of my favourites.  I currently have a box of Stash double
bergamot EG in the cupboard.

#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism

As with many white people activities, being vegan/vegetarian enables
them to feel as though they are helping the environment AND it gives
them a sweet way to feel superior to others. For further evidence,
note how the vegetarian world has increasing levels of extemism (no
meat, no dairy, no eggs, no fish, nothing that has been cooked,
etc).

Much like not watching TV, this makes white people pretty hard to
deal with on a day to day basis - having dinner, going to
restaurants, having them over to watch political debates all become
major challenges as they will talk about how they cannot eat
anything and would rather that the meat and cheese be thrown in the
garbage than put into their bodies.

But wait, aren't there white people who eat organic, grain fed,
free range cattle and chicken? Yes, these white people are wracked
with guilt knowing that they are eating a dead animal, contributing
to rainforest deforestation, and global warming.

Whether you are dealing with a meat eater or a vegan/vegetarian,
there are many ways to use this information to your advantage.

If you require a favor from a vegetarian white person, you should
invite them to a dinner with your family. When your mother/
grandmother offers them a dish with meat in it, they will reject it
saying that they are vegetarian. When the meal is over, tell them
that your mom is very embarrassed, and that in your culture
rejecting food is the equivalent of spitting on someone's grave.
They will then owe you favor, this can be repeated when you need
trips to the airport, someone to help you move, a small interest
free loan, or a place for your friend to crash.

If you need to gain leverage with a meat eater, it's pretty easy.
They already feel guilty, just point it out.

MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06
 
      Title: El Diablo [Cocktail Bible]
 Categories: Beverages, Alcohol
      Yield: 1 Serving
 
     60 ml Tequilla
     10 ml Creme de cassis
           Dry ginger ale
           Limes; juice & wedges
 
  Half fill a tall glass with ice. Pour in tequilla & cassis, then top
  with dry ginger. Squeeze in a little lime juice & then drop a wedge
  into the glass. Stir, then serve.
  
  By: Cocktail Bible, Penquin Books
  From: www.adelaidenow.com.au
  Typed by: Kevin Symons
 
MMMMM

Cheers

YK Jim


... I'm going to make something Canadian out of maple syrup and beavers.

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