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Skriven 2011-02-22 06:34:08 av Dave Drum (1:18/200.0)
     Kommentar till en text av Ruth Hanschka
Ärende: Car doors
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RUTH HANSCHKA Said to DALE SHIPP about Car doors

RH> ->  RH> The Nissan is the same way. I think it's some kind of
RH> ->  RH> newfangled safety feature.  Another one is that only the
RH> ->  RH> driver's door unlocks when you use the key tag to open it. 

RH> -> Gail has pointed out to me that is one of the few features
RH> -> designed with a woman in mind.  She is glad that her key fob only
RH> -> opens her door on one click -- a safety issue for women who are
RH> -> driving alone.   OTOH, when I open the door, I always
RH> -> automatically give the key fob two clicks so that it will open
RH> -> all of the doors. 

RH> I usually open my door with the key.  It goes back to my luddite
RH> childhood and reluctance to rely on batteries.  They have a habit of
RH> dying dead at the worst possible moment.

Then there was the youngish girl standing next to her car holding her 
keys in her hand and stabbing at the unlock button on the flinker 
repeatedly. She asked me if I would give her a ride to the nearest Radio
Shack so she could get a new battery for her remote. So, I asked to look
at her keys, used the ignition key to unlock the door and told her to 
drive herself to the Radio Shack.  Bv)=

True story - although I have seen several versions of it elsewhere. The 
best part is that the girl was *NOT* a blonde. Just young & not
experienced at real life, I suppose.

MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06

      Title: Giant Remote Control
 Categories: Desserts, Candies, Grains, Frosting
      Yield: 

      3 tb Butter
     10 oz Pkg (about 40) marshmallows
           +=OR=+
      4 c  Miniature marshmallows
      6 c  Rice Krispies
           +=OR=+
      6 c  Ready-To-Eat Cocoa Krispies
           Canned frosting/decorating
           - gel
           Assorted candies 

  In large saucepan melt butter over low heat. Add
  marshmallows and stir until completely melted. Remove
  from heat.

  Add Rice Krispies cereal. Stir until well coated.

  Using buttered spatula or wax paper evenly press mixture
  into 13 x 9 x 2-inch pan coated with cooking spray. Cool.
  Decorate with frosting and/or candies for control buttons.

  To serve cut into 2"squares. Best if served the same day.

  MICROWAVE DIRECTIONS: In microwave-safe bowl heat butter
  and marshmallows on HIGH for 3 minutes, stirring after 2
  minutes. Stir until smooth. Follow steps 2 and 3 above.
  Microwave cooking times may vary.

  For best results, use fresh marshmallows.

  1 jar (7 oz.) marshmallow crOme can be substituted for
  marshmallows.

  Diet, reduced calorie or tub margarine is not recommended.

  Store no more than two days at room temperature in air
  tight container. To freeze, place in layers separated by
  wax paper in airtight container. Freeze for up to 6 weeks.
  Let stand at room temperature for 15 minutes before serving.

  From: http://www.ricekrispies.com

  Uncle Dirty Dave's Archives

MMMMM

ENJOY!!!

From Uncle Dirty Dave's Kitchen
Home of YAAAAHHHHOOOOAAAAHHHH Hot Sauce & Hardin Cider 

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