Text 25071, 61 rader
Skriven 2006-02-09 04:43:00 av Frank Vest (1:124/6308.1)
  Kommentar till text 25065 av Roy Witt (1:1/22)
Ärende: Bomb Cartoon
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On (08 Feb 06) Roy Witt wrote to Frank Vest...

Hello Roy,

 RW>  DC>>> Science has always been the bane of archane religions.
 RW>  FS>>> According to the Pope himself -- the Number ONE Christian --
 RW>  FS>>> there's nothing wrong with studying evolution as it's a
 RW>  FS>>> scientific theory/fact and the Church obviously doesn't object
 RW>  RW>> to  FS>> science.  So that settles it.
 RW>  DC>> But, he also told Hawking not to look before the Big Bang.
 RW>  RW>> Not even the pope knows what was before the big bang. :o)
 FV> The Pope should know.
 RW> You're saying that he's all knowing, just like the God who calls him
 RW> the beast with ten heads? The scarlet one who's name is 666?

No. Just saying that it's simple. As I stated below: "It's really
simple.". Since the Pope is educated, he should be able to figure it
out. Don't read more into my post than is there. ;)

Then again, if two heads are better than one... then ten...? When I
was on dial-up ISP, I used to get the "connect of the beast" (56,666).
:)

 FV> It's really simple. God was before the big bang. As God walked along
 FV> carrying his pots and pans to do a little BBQ, He tripped and there
 FV> was this big bang and the rest is history.... depending on who tells
 FV> it, of course. :)
 RW> You forgot to say what was in that omnipotent pot.

Since He was carrying His pots and pans to do a little BBQ, I'd say
that, logically, the pot would be empty. Creation followed the
tripping accident (big bang).

<God trips>
"Damn!"
"Let there be light!!"

See how simple?
:-)

I would, however, imagine that God was carrying some ingredients. Some
meat and spices. Perhaps a rib and some apples? :D

Regards,
Frank


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