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Skriven 2006-02-09 17:16:57 av Frank Vest (1:124/6308.1)
     Kommentar till en text av Roy Witt
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On (09 Feb 06) Roy Witt wrote to Frank Vest...

Hello Roy,

 RW>  DC>>>> Science has always been the bane of archane religions.
 RW>  FS>>>> According to the Pope himself -- the Number ONE Christian --
 RW>  FS>>>> there's nothing wrong with studying evolution as it's a
 RW>  FS>>>> scientific theory/fact and the Church obviously doesn't
 RW>  FS>>>> object
 RW>  RW>>> to  FS>> science.  So that settles it.
 RW>  DC>>> But, he also told Hawking not to look before the Big Bang.
 RW>  RW>>> Not even the pope knows what was before the big bang. :o)
 RW>  FV>> The Pope should know.
 RW>  RW>> You're saying that he's all knowing, just like the God who calls
 RW> him  RW>> the beast with ten heads? The scarlet one who's name is 666?
 FV> No. Just saying that it's simple. As I stated below: "It's really
 FV> simple.". Since the Pope is educated, he should be able to figure it
 FV> out. Don't read more into my post than is there. ;)
 RW> It's not that simple. If this pope knows all this scientific stuff,
 RW> what about those before him who persecuted any and all who wondered
 RW> off the
 RW> path of RCC teachings like; the world is not round, it's flat, the
 RW> world is the center of the universe, the moon and the sun revolve
 RW> around the earth! To make a claim otherwise is heresy!

Is the current Pope to blame for those before him?

Isn't the Bible supposed to be simple? A child is supposed to be able
to understand it. We adults make it difficult.

 FV> Then again, if two heads are better than one... then ten...? When I
 FV> was on dial-up ISP, I used to get the "connect of the beast"
 FV> (56,666). :)
 RW> Yeah, well the biggest file on my HD is 666,666,666 gigs big. Top
 RW> that!

Ya got me there, but I suppose I could create a file of that
character... but why??

 RW>  FV>> It's really simple. God was before the big bang. As God walked
 RW> along  FV>> carrying his pots and pans to do a little BBQ, He tripped
 RW> and there  FV>> was this big bang and the rest is history....
 RW> depending on who tells  FV>> it, of course. :)
 RW>  RW>> You forgot to say what was in that omnipotent pot.
 FV> Since He was carrying His pots and pans to do a little BBQ, I'd say
 FV> that, logically, the pot would be empty. Creation followed the
 FV> tripping accident (big bang).
 RW> Since he's omnipotent and his universe has no bounds, where did this
 RW> tripping incident take place?

In His universe, of course. :)

 FV> <God trips>
 FV> "Damn!"
 FV> "Let there be light!!"
 RW> Or lightening with thunder so loud, his stereo speakers vibrated the
 RW> dust off the shelf and, walla, our spectrum of the universe is
 RW> floating towards the almightie's toilet.

Maybe so. How are we to know? We might just be the dust that hasn't
settled yet. ;)

 FV> See how simple?
 FV> :-)
 RW> I just threw in a giant monkey wrench.

You think a monkey wrench, even a giant one, is going to stop the
omnipotent? Wrench removed. :)

 FV> I would, however, imagine that God was carrying some ingredients.
 FV> Some meat and spices. Perhaps a rib and some apples? :D
 RW> And he tripped over that giant snake in the grass and threw it in the
 RW> pot too!

I have been told that snake is a delicacy. :)

Have a great day,
Frank


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