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Skriven 2006-08-25 15:48:00 av LEE LOFASO (1:123/140)
     Kommentar till en text av ROY WITT
Ärende: Sick, Twisted Bigot!
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Hello Roy,

>ST>I can see your comment about "hating" America being misinterpreted
>ST>was a Lie....  I should have known, yet I gave you the benefit of
>ST>the doubt. NOW the truth comes out; you plan to celebrate the
>ST>terrorist attacks against the innocent people in the World Trade
>ST>Center towers in New York City.  You are a sick, twisted, ignorant,
>ST>bigot.

>LL>Not really.  After all, it will be a long time before Swedes
>LL>celebrate the atrocities committed by terrorists on 9/11.  A very
>LL>long time. More like forever.

>RW>Really? You have a crystal ball?

>LL> Yes.  And it works, too.

RW>Why am I not surprised. I actually believe you think you do.

A crystal ball is only one of many items that can be used...

>LL>And that is a very very very long time.  Hell, there is only one
>LL>person in the entire world who has been documented to have
>LL>celebrated 9/11.  And that person is standing trial in Baghdad.
>LL>His name is Saddam Hussein.  ;)

>RW>Meanwhile, the other person(s) who celebrated 9/11 are roaming the
>RW>mountains of Afghanistan/Pakistan.

>LL>More likely staying in a plush hotel in some undisclosed location.

RW>Doubtful.

Caves can be made very inviting places.  :)

>LL>I mean, he is a movie producer.  And all movie producers stay in
>LL>plush hotels.  Especially when making a movie.

RW>If you can call a mountain cave a plush hotel, what must your personal
RW>housing be like?

You're talking about somebody who is comfortable living in a swamp.  :)

>LL>(The Palestinians filmed dancing in the streets do not count, since
>LL>they were paid by Hamas.)

>RW>Then that means that Hamas was celebrating.

>LL>Hamas was making a movie.  Just like Osama bin Laden.  However, the
>LL>Hamas actors were under age and not able to fly airplanes.  But they
>LL>could dance.  They could really dance.

RW>While they were celebrating.

They were paid to celebrate.

>LL>Now, you wanna call me a "sick, twisted, ignorant, bigot"?  :)

>RW>OK.

>LL>We are all racists and bigots.

RW>I admit to being a racist, when certain other people representing their
RW>race, act like racists. That's when I call a black person a nigger, as
RW>they live up to the name. The same with any Arab who acts out his hatred
RW>for the 'westerners'...he's just another sand nigger, representing his
RW>creed.

See there?  There is such a thing as a honest bigot.  :)

>LL>Every man, woman and child on the face of this planet.

RW>Yeup...do you know why?

It's all in the family.

>LL>Including every person who has ever lived.
>LL>With the possible exception of Jesus Christ.

RW>A myth cannot be racist.

Archie: You an atheist?

George: No, I believe in God.

Archie: That's nice...Interestin', too!  I mean how the black people
went from worshipin' snakes and beads and wooden idols...all the way up
to our God.

George: What do you mean, your God?

Archie: Well, he's teh white man's God, ain't he?

George: That ain't necessarily so.  What makes you think God isn't
black?

Archie: Because God created man in his own image, and you'll note
I AIN'T BLACK!

George: Well, don't complain to me about it.

Archie: Look, you seen pictures of God, ain't ya?  That Dago artist
painted him on that ceiling in Rome...remember?

George: You mean that WHITE Dago artist painted him.

Archie: Ev'ry picture I ever seen of God, he was white.

George: Maybe you were looking at the negatives.

---

Archie: God made the world in seven days.

Edith: Six days, Archie.

Archie: Seven, Edith!

Edith: No.  On the seventh day he rested.

Archie: Maybe half a day, but the other half he was checkin' on what he
done...

---

Archie: ...He made every one the same religion -- Christians.  Which he
named after his Son, Christian ... or Christ for short.  And that's how
it was for years.  One religion.  Until they started splitting 'em up
into all them other denumerations.  But there's still only one religion.
His up there.

Mike: And of course that's the only one you belong to, Arch?

Archie: I'd be pretty stupid not to, wouldn't I?

--Lee


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