Text 39282, 55 rader
Skriven 2006-09-20 10:46:37 av Roy Witt (1:397/22)
  Kommentar till text 39237 av Herman Neut (2:280/1141)
Ärende: Herman's ass!
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19 Sep 06 23:44, Herman Neut wrote to All:

Herman's message was so garbled, I've done everyone a favor and
sub-titled his message for your reading pleasure.

 HN> Again and again, all sorts of "assholes" are popular by a few Z1
 HN> sysops to salute sysops from other zones.

Sub-title: Over and over again, various kinds of Zone Two assholes are
chastised by the Zone One sysops.

(Editor's note:) Below he's listed various self-portraits of his asshole.

 HN> Time to post a review of all "well known"  Ass-cons

sub-title: Time to post my collection of Self portraits.

 HN> Ass-cons:
 HN> We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons"
 HN> where :) means a smile and :( means a frown.

sub-title: Everyone is familiar with these small but cute ASCII symbols
or emoticons when in a collective. As such, they sometimes indicate such
things as a smile :) and sometimes a frown :(  .

 HN> Well, here are some "ass-cons".

sub-title: Well, here is my collection of self-portraits that I call, my
face-to-ass-con symbols.

Herman Neuts: (_!_)      sub-title: a regular ass that matches my nose.
Herman Neuts: (___!___)  sub-title: a fat ass that matches my mouth.
Herman Neuts: (!)        sub-title: taken when I was a baby, a tight ass.
Herman Neuts: (_._)      sub-title: my flat ass, after it was kicked.
Herman Neuts: (_^_)      sub-title: my bubble ass, after Dossche.
Herman Neuts: (_*_)      sub-title: my sore ass, after van der Vlist.
Herman Neuts: ­{_!_}     sub-title: my swishy ass on a saturday night.
Herman Neuts: (_o_)      sub-title: my ass after a regular weekend.
Herman Neuts: (_0_)      sub-title: my ass after a three day weekend.
Herman Neuts: (_x_)      sub-title: my ass on Monday morning.
Herman Neuts: (_X_)      sub-title: my ass on Sunday morning.
Herman Neuts: (_zzz_)    sub-title: my sleepy ass
Herman Neuts: (_o^o_)    sub-title: I never understand this wise ass.
Herman Neuts: (_13_)     sub-title: I'm usually an unlucky ass.
Herman Neuts: (_?_)      sub-title: most of all, I'm a dumb ass.
Herman Neuts: (_\%/_)    sub-title: when I open my mouth, wide dumb ass.
Herman Neuts: (__)      sub-title: my FIDONEWS high bloodpressure ass.


               R\%/itt

... ­Herman Nuet habla mierda holandesa del toro!

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