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Skriven 2006-09-25 17:48:05 av Roy Witt (1:397/22)
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Ärende: FidoNews 23:39 [04/08]: Clean Humour & Jokes
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25 Sep 06 03:18, FidoNews Robot wrote to All:


Thief!


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 FR>                       CLEAN HUMOUR & JOKES
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 FR> John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
 FR> hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters,
 FR> whose job it was to fertilize the eggs (for you city folks).

 FR>    The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went
 FR> into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his
 FR> time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his
 FR> roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a
 FR> distance, which rooster was performing.

 FR>    Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
 FR> simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was
 FR> Ole Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too.

 FR>    But on one particular morning, John noticed Ole Butch's bell
 FR> hadn't rung at all!  John went to investigate.

 FR>    The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The
 FR> pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to
 FR> Farmer John's amazement, Ole Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
 FR> couldn't ring. He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on
 FR> to the next one.

 FR>    John was so proud of Ole Butch, he entered him in the Comal County
 FR> (TX) Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The
 FR> result... The judges not only awarded Ole Butch the No Bell Piece
 FR> Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

 FR>    Clearly Ole Butch was a politician in the making: Who else but a
 FR> politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted
 FR> awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
 FR> and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.


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