Text 42395, 80 rader
Skriven 2006-11-09 15:29:31 av Roy Witt (1:397/22)
  Kommentar till text 42373 av LEE LOFASO (1:123/140)
Ärende: Jesusland
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09 Nov 06 05:56, LEE LOFASO wrote to ROY WITT:

 LL> Hello Roy,

 >>RW> Although some here have tried to make USAian an insult, it doesn't
 >>RW> bother most of us. I for one, couldn't care less about what they
 >>RW> refer to my country.

 >>LL> Let's call it Jesusland, given our "born again" president.

 >>RW> Sure. We can also call Louisiana 'shitland' because you and the
 >>RW> rest of the cajuns live there.

 >>LL> In the French Quarter we have carriages drawn by horses.

 RW>> In Texas, we also have horses, but nobody is stupid enough to ride
 RW>> in a carriage 'behind' flatuant horses.

 LL> In Texas, you have horses asses.

A few to be sure.

 LL> Your president is one of them.

OH? Who's your president?

 LL> And given the congressional results, it is clear that fewer and fewer
 LL> Americans want to ride behind that horse's ass.

I doubt that they'd know the difference. What they didn't like was the
war, not in particular who's leading it. They havn't changed anything,
as the President is still the man in charge.

 >>LL> Tourists love to ride in those carriages, as the horses gallop on
 >>LL> the streets.

 RW>> Anybody who goes to New Orleans to ride in a horse drawn carriage,
 RW>> must not be any smarter than the cajuns.

 LL> Cajuns drive 'em, tourists ride 'em.

I figure that's about as high in the working class as any cajun will get.
Pity the tourists, as they get to smell the horses ass and the cajuns ass.

 >>LL> However, there is a shortage of pooper-scoopers.

 RW>> You should volunteer for the job, you'd make a perfect
 RW>> pooper-scooper and you wouldn't have to worry about where your next
 RW>> meal is coming from.

 LL> You are missing a golden opportunity.  One that won't last forever.

No matter how hard you try, I'm not taking the job just so you can
continue on welfare.

 >>LL> It would be the perfect job for you.

 RW>> I'll bow out and let you have that job...hope it pays well.

 LL> Maybe you'd prefer the job in Paris - writing tickets for those who
 LL> refuse to pick up their doggy poop.

I hate frogs too.

 LL> Really.  The French have an actual law on the books that folks can
 LL> get ticketed for not picking up doggy poop left behind on sidewalks
 LL> and streets from their pooch.

So? That's also true of many places in the US. New York City for one. The
little burg where I live for another. Even cats have to be on a leash.
(ever try to walk a cat on a leash? it's impossible.)


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