Text 43843, 54 rader
Skriven 2006-12-08 16:22:00 av LEE LOFASO (1:123/140)
Ärende: The Perfect Condom
==========================
Hello Everybody,

In this day and age condoms have become a necessity.  Especially with
AIDS and other vicious diseases being so prevalent.  As is well-known,
boys will be boys and girls will be girls.  And sooner or later all
little boys and all little girls learn about the birds and the bees.
"Abstinence alone" programs will not cure kids from having sex.  That is
why protection is needed.

Germans are an innovative people.  And it is German sex educators,
more specifically German sex educators from the Institute for Condom
Consultancy, who have come up with the answer to the world's problems,
with what may very well be The Perfect Condom.

The Perfect Condom is not just some plain ordinary condom.  No sirree.
The Perfect Condom is a spray-on condom, tailor-made to fit all sizes!
Imagine that.  A condom that comes in a can.  Just spray it on, and
you're in business!

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to
every size of penis," according to Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute
of Condom Conultancy.  "We're very serious."

This very special condom will come in a spray can into which the man
inserts his penis.  Can you imagine fucking a spray can?  Ooh!  Aah!
It feels so good, baby!  Let's do it again!  Once the man inserts his
penis, he then pushes a button and VOILA! his penis is covered in a
rubber condom, ready for use!

Krause explains, "It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all
sides. We call it the `360 degree procedure' once round and from top
to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

Talk about a clean penis, covered in fresh warm latex.

In any event, the plan is for the condom to be ready in five seconds,
once the man inserts his penis and presses the button.  According to
the German sex educators, The Perfect Condom will function more
effectively than traditional condoms presently on the market since
The Perfect Condom will fit better, being snug and tight, and will
not slip while in service.

However, the German sex team must first find out if the latex is
evenly spread when sprayed, and is looking for volunteers.  If all
goes well, the product should hit the market by 2008 and be available
in all sorts of different strengths and various colors.  Cherry Pink
and Apple Blossom White, anybody?

--Lee


 * SLMR 2.1a * All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
--- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.0pr5
 * Origin: Try Our Web Based QWK: DOCSPLACE.ORG (1:123/140)