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Ärende: Wayne's Bio
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[Waynes BIO]

** The Boasts Of Knowledge **

Abstract thinker when Eisenhower and Kennedy were US President, remembers
Nikita Kruschev at the UN.

Claims IQ of 137, yet is now socially dependent on society.

Blames all computer problems on imaginary malware, gets BIOS virus while
running under Linux on a dial-up connection.

Successfully compiles a linux utility from the command line under linux,
proclaims to be the worlds foremost expert and authority on Linux after
this accomlishment, thumps chest to those whom have no interest in
Linux.

Recently learned in 2007 what "VI" was, despite previous boasts of
superior linux know how.

Addicted to drugs as a kid.

Intentionally smoked crack cocaine to understand a girlfriends addiction,
despite having been a addict to drugs as a abstract thinking kid.
(Once was not enough)

Attracts another girlfriend who did crack and then steals her dog!

Once spent 2/3'rds of discretionary income on the flea bitten dog
that you stole from your crack addict girlfriend.

Took medication prescribed for pet dog "SPANKY" which led to its death!

Current source for medication is 1-800-PET-MEDS.

Dives in a dumpster for his computer equipment.

** Heroism **

Can lift 657 pounds of rolled stainless steel unassisted and
perform trigonometry functions while doing so.. [This didnt happen]

Along with 6 other guys, lifted a early 70's Ford Torino out of sugar
sand and carried it 20 feet. [This didnt happen]

Precisionnaires number one employee when he worked as a janitor for them.

With previously creditted IQ of 137, develops work habits as a laborer
that
sends him down the road to his back problems and is proud of the fact that
said IQ didnt embelish upon him proper lifting techniques.

** Character **

Offerred job as a data entry clerk with free transportation, repays the
offer by issuing a death threat to the person who offerred.

Man from Sweden offers to bring Wayne to sweden to get his back treated,
fears losing that free ride and turns offer down.

Claims to be a patriot and demonstrates patriotism by shamelessly living
off of a govt social program but insults all those who work for a living
who inevitably provide the funding for the program, and has by now taken
more out of the program than he put in.

Has lost access on several Fidonet BBS's and doesnt blame himself for
it.

** Medical **

Claims to have had stroke:

1. Did not seek medical treatment.

2. Says he displays symptoms that prove he has had stroke, still does
not seek medical treatment.

3. Starts typing messages in Fidonet to mimic the appearance of someone
whom has lost their mind, still doesnt seek medical treatment, yet
remembers how to operate his computer, remembers how to do both basic
and complex compter tasks, remembers logon passwords, internet addresses
and all that that entails.

4. Claims that linux is rehabilitating him from a stroke he did not have.

Is scheduled soon to suffer from another medical ailment, most likely
going to be parkinsons disease or cancer.

 # Origin: CALL 1-800-PET-MEDS



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