Text 9674, 30 rader
Skriven 2005-04-04 15:35:47 av Björn Felten (2:203/2)
   Kommentar till text 9662 av David Drummond (3:640/305)
Ärende: NIMBY
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 DD> (and you'll have to tell me the Jesus joke).

   I have one, that I just love.

   God eventually decided, that the state of the Earth had gone so bad, it was
finally time for The Second Coming. Through his press agent in the Vatican he
issued a press release telling everyone about the time and the place (Lake
Genesaret) of the Big Event.

   When the big time arrived, the shores of Lake Genesaret was black with
people, waiting to witness this miracle. In the exact moment, the clouds
separated, and, in a bright beam of light, everyone could see how a giant hand
lowered Jesus down, and gently put him on the surface of the lake.

   People all over the world could watch Jesus as he slowly started walking on
the water. But, almost immediately, everyone could see, that there was
something wrong. Jesus slowly started to sink! Just before he went under, the
giant hand came down and picked him up.

   Later on, on the following press conference, everyone, of course, wanted to
know what went wrong.

   "Hey, Jesus, how come it didn't work this time. It worked so well the last
time, didn't it?"

   "Ah yes, that it did. But by then I didn't have big holes in my feet, did
I?"

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