Text 34534, 129 rader
Skriven 2009-07-18 23:01:12 av Lee Lofaso (3:800/432.0)
  Kommentar till text 34497 av Roy Witt (1:387/22)
Ärende: Secession             2/
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Hello Roy,

>RW>I'd suggest that you do north instead.

>LL>Can't go north.  Unless I want to drown.  (Lake Ponchartrain)

RW>Then I highly suggest you go north asap...

Something tells me you don't like me very much...

>LL>Can't go east.  Unless I want to drown.  (Gulf of Mexico)

RW>See above.

Something tells me you definitely do not like me very much...

>LL>Can't go west.  Unless I want to drown.  (Manchac Swamp)

RW>See above.

Something tells me you most definitely do not like me very much...

>LL>Can't go south.  Unless I want to drown.  (Mississippi River)

RW>See above.

Something tells me you most definitely and absolutely do not like
me very much...

>LL>I guess I'm really screwed, not matter which way I go.

RW>Yeup. Your next alternative it 'go to hell'...

That's probably where we will all end up.  Sooner or later.
In the meantime, the "go to hell" chant is reserved for LSU
football games against Ole Miss.

"Go to hell, Ole Miss, go to hell!" - LSU battle cry

>RW>I always thought it would have been a great idea to give the blacks
>RW>their own state, such as Louisiana. That way there would only be two
>RW>black Senators and a handful of black Congressmen. I bet there'd be
>RW>a big migration of all the other 49 state's blacks headed for
>RW>Nawlins...then y'all could grow watamelons and build fences to sit
>RW>on whilist youse eats those melons.

>LL>Wha'?  No chitlin's?

RW>Ifn' all y'all can make um urself, I'd suggest that all y'all get toit.

All it takes is one big kettle on an open fire...

>LL>If another hurricane similar to Katrina were to hit New Orleans the
>LL>population of the city will become under 100,000.  The metropolitan
>LL>area might be somewhat larger, at about 150,000.  A far cry from
>LL>days pre-Katrina.

>RW>Look at it this way. The Mississippi originates in a land of crisp
>RW>clean air and blue skys Babe the Blue Ox and giant, Paul Bunyon
>RW>watching over it. It flows down towards the Gulf and gathers all of
>RW>everybody's garbage and excrement on the way. Pretty soon all of the
>RW>'floatsome' hits the toilet of Nawlins. Just like living in a cess
>RW>pool...

>LL>It used to be folks could catch good catfish in the Mississippi
>LL>River. With their bare hands.  But not any more...

RW>Now they just catch muddy catfish and carp.

Not even that.

>LL>If you want to make money, you have to spend money.

RW>Ummmm, no. It's true that you have to have money to make more money, but
RW>you don't spend it in the process. It's kinda like roulette, when you've
RW>got a repeat winner, you let it ride.

There is money, and there is finance.  If you have money, place it
in a hole, and dig it up years later, the money you have will be worth
much less when you dig it up than when you buried it.  In order to make
money work for you, you have to learn the fine art of finance.  And
that means spending money to make money.

>LL>Preferably other people's money.  That is the American way.  And the
>LL>best way possible to achieve The American Dream.  Know what I mean?

RW>Nahhh. I used my own money made from the sweat of others.

Slavery (human bondage) used to be the way of doing things.
Today we use a different form of slavery.  It all amounts to
the same thing, but we call it something else.

>LL>Most wealthy people got their wealth the old-fashioned way.
>LL>They inherited it.

RW>I did that too.

There are a handful who got their wealth in unorthodox ways, such
as working hard and saving/investing whatever they earned.

>LL>What President Obama is doing is spreading the wealth around so that
>LL>everybody can get a piece of the pie.

RW>Big mistake on his part. Those who have will pull it back into their
RW>wallets and not give to those lazy assholes who can't work for their own.

The best way to get the economy moving again is to make more babies.
But no economist (conservative or liberal) has seen that most obvious
solution.

>LL>Doesn't matter if the country is going broke, or is broke.
>LL>Just give away money as if it were going out of style.  That
>LL>way, everybody will be happy.  Even if they are dirt poor.

RW>I guess you havn't noticed that those who already have are the recipients
RW>of that which used to belong to tax payers. Thanks to the O'bama...

I guess you haven't noticed that this country is getting older.  Much
older.  The average age of the population in the USA is 36. And getting
older.  We need to make more babies.  A lot more babies.  Before we are
too old to do so.  Michelle Obama can set the example for us...

--Lee


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