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Skriven 2010-12-01 17:53:16 av Stewart Arnett (3:772/100)
  Kommentar till text 12696 av Ward Dossche (2:292/854)
Ärende: Marriage
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Hello Ward.

30 Nov 10 08:55, you wrote to me:

 WD> Stewart,

 SA>> Hebrews Ch 13 v4(new living translation)

 SA>> Give honour to marriage, and remain faithful to one another in
 SA>> marriage. God will surely judge people who are immoral and those
 SA>> who commit adultery.

 SA>> Sure suggests it to me.

 WD> Ahhhh ... but it goes beyond that because the Hebrews believe it is
 WD> immoral to take your woman from behind. The only thing they approve
 WD> of, just like the catholic church BTW, is the missionary position.

 WD> So:

 WD> * Gotta get married
 WD> * Have sex only one way and only to procreate
 WD> * men must pee holding their penis with their right hand, not the left
 WD> * It is explained in the old scriptures how to poop and wipe your ass,
 WD> so what in case of soddomy? How do you correctly wipe a penis?
 WD> * All the rules of intercourse during the female monthy period.
It also tells the men how to divorce their "Wife"...cant have a divorce without
a marriage cna we.

 WD> You'd be surprised of all the thing those old buggers thought of.

 WD> Next, how do you call a female Hebrew? ... A "Shebrew"? ;-)
My mate in Tauranga had one of those, homebrew version, she made the beer he
drank it!

This kinda reminds me of an old story.

An upstanding Jew decided to send his son to Jerusalem for a year to learn all
about the old religion, the son returned and told his father how much he
enjoyed the time but the said, "Dad, I changed my mind while there and
converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey, exclaimed the old man what have I done wrong?" He went off to see an
old freind and told him about his son and what happened. His friend replied
"the same thing happened when I sent my son there last year." After some
discussion they decided to go see the Rabi and told the Rabi their stories
about their sons, the Rabi replied, "Woe is me the same happened when I sent my
son for his gap year in Jesusalem!" Perhaps we should pray and ask God what we
have done wrong,  So they did and a loud voice boomed out from heaven, "Now you
come to mention it... 2000 years ago I sent my son to Jerusalem.......

Stewart

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