Text 15364, 89 rader
Skriven 2011-03-15 23:39:38 av Lee Lofaso (1:323/120.0)
     Kommentar till en text av John Guillory
Ärende: Japan
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Hello John,

JG>Nobody's going to comment on Japan?

The AFLAC duck (Gilbert Gottfried) did.  :)

JG>I understand they're expecting the nuclear power plant
JG>to have a melt-down.

Howard Stern's sidekick have a melt-down?  You gotta be kiddin' me...

JG>That brings up some interesting thoughts for it's neighboring
JG>countries!

Radiation is not limited to Japan's neighboring countries.

JG>While they say the radiation won't reach the USA,It's pretty
JG>certain that China will have at least part of its country ruined
JG>by radioactive debris.

I got news for you.  That radiation goes into the atmosphere
and travels all the way around the world.  And those particles
in the air fall to the ground, making everything glow in the
dark.  So stay inside.  And hope only your housetop glows...

JG>Whose to say that China doesn't decide to start a war with what's
JG>left of Japan when their country gets destroyed b the radioactive
JG>fallout?

Depends on which way the winds blow.  If Japan is radioactive
there would be no incentive for radioactive Chinese to invade
a land that is as radioactive as they are.

JG>If they don't, will the radioactive fallout take o
JG>enough of China to cause it to no longer be a threat to anyone?

Oh, my.  India will have a billion and half people and wipe us out.
Well, maybe not Cajuns, since our governor is from India.  But I do
hope the rest of America likes curry.

JG>Will the radioactive fallout destroy any other countries in Asia
JG>or Europe even?  How about Austrailia? Are they far enough away to
JG>escape radiation?

Get real, man.  You know darned good and well that Asia, Europe and
Australia is safe.  Really.  A nuclear plant that has a meltdown means
the radiation travels straight down.  Right straight through the Earth.
If you take a shovel, and start digging a hole, and keep digging, where
will you wind up being?  That's right.  Start digging a hole in your
backyard and you will wind up in China.  China is across the strait
from Japan.  In fact, you can see Japan from the shores of China.

JG>We may have to wait and see, but as far as the radiation, I've got a
JG>bad feeling that depending on the size of the nuclear plant and how
JG>bad of a melt-down it cou potentially destroy a good percentage of
JG>Asia.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND!
IT IS NOT ASIA THAT IS AT RISK!
IT IS CAJUNS WHO LIVE IN LOUISIANA!

All that radiation, when it comes out of that hole, where does it go?
You guessed it.  Into the very air you breathe.  In Louisiana.

What hole, you might ask.  The Atchafalaya Basin.  It is 18 miles
wide, and 150 miles long.  A mighty big hole if you ask me.  All that
swamp gas being turned into radioactive swamp gas...

JG>I realize it's not Japan's
JG>fault, but can't imagine despite the fact that Japan didn't ask for the eart
JG>quake, the fact that they had a melt-down (or will have) causing radiation t
JG>leave their country and cause harm to China would be enough to get China qui
JG>angry with Japan. The USA's trying to convince their people that Nuclear pow
JG>plants are safe and we need to continue using them.  Horse pucky, there will
JG>allways be disasters and something can allways take out the backup generator
JG> They need to rely on something safer to produce electricity!  Air, Steam,
JG>Solar,are amoung the safest methods!  I've yet to see someone die from a Sol
JG>Melt-down!  If constructed properly, it'd seem with really strong and stable
JG>Wind Mills, we'd be guaranteed electricity during a hurricane and
JG>tornado,provided the windmills can be constructed to withstand the wind.

Face it, John.  We are doomed.  Truly doomed.  May we rest in peace.

--Lee

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