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Skriven 2011-06-23 05:35:00 av TIM RICHARDSON (1:123/140)
     Kommentar till en text av LEE LOFASO
Ärende: Jackass Dies
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On 06-22-11, LEE LOFASO said to TIM RICHARDSON:


LL>> "Jackass" star Ryan Dunn is dead.


LL>> Tears of grief and mourning.


LL>> From millions of fans around the world.


TR>Their tears and mourning are wasted on the wrong people.


LL>Dunn provided entertainment for millions of people throughout
LL>the world.


Actually....I never even heard ofthe clown till he managed to bring himself to
my attention by wiping himself out, and you calling for people to mourn his
passing.


Mourn his passing? The word you've got with `quote' marks up at the top of the
page pretty well says it all: "Jackass"!


LL>His untimely death is a tragedy, not just for his fans,
LL>but also for his family, relatives, and friends.  And do not forget
LL>about his passenger, who was also killed.  That is another tragedy.


Lets see.......the biggest claim to fame this guy had that I see is he put on
a face mask and snorkel, and then jumped into a cess pool for a swim! Great!


He coldn't get attention any other way than to take a dive in a pool full of
shit and urine!


And your third sentence says a lot for the number of fools there  are in the
world: ......" ....millions of fans around the world..."


That only proves that even in this modern day and age....fools and their money
are soon parted. People who would pay money to see someone like this idiot
swim around in a cess pool probably belong in rubber rooms themselves.


LL>> And yet, some folks are very insensitive.
LL>> Especially critics such as Roger Ebert.


TR>And we should take time to shed tears for some dumb fuck who was
TR>working, had money, had a home, .....


LL>Ryan Dunn was working, had money, had a home ...


TR>...and no more brains than to get drunked up and kill himself
TR>in a speeding car wreck?


LL>Who says he was drunk?  Who says his passenger was drunk?  All
LL>that is known is that the car he was driving left the roadway at
LL>a very high rate of speed and burst into flames, killing both
LL>Ryan and his passenger in the process.


There was a photo of him drinking beer with friends not long before the
accident. I saw the photo after I googled the fuckhead's name to see who the
hell he was. He posted it up himself on `twitter'.



TR>By the way....this jackass fool had other issues with drinking and
TR>driving. In 2005 he wrecked another car he was driving while drunk.


LL>Might have been.  But that was then.  This is now.


No `might have been' to it........he *was*. Traffic courts don't put people
into DUI programs for nothing. He'd already been in trouble over drinking and
driving. He didn't learn anything.


TR>He went through a program that got the charges dismissed, but he
TR>obviously didn't learn anything from that first experience. This
TR>time the dumb fuck got killed for his screwin' around. Tough shit!


LL>We do not know why he lost control of the car he was driving.  Maybe
LL>he was drunk.  Maybe not.  It could have been the result of mechanical
LL>failure.  Maybe one of the tires on his car had a blowout.  We simply
LL>do not know, since neither he nor his passenger is alive to tell the
LL>tale.


Yeah right! And Otto could have worked on A-10 Warthogs, (then new) Sidewinder
missiles, played cribbage with a general, all in the space of a 65-day
military career, too!


TR>Boo hoo hoo! The poor dumb fuck! He joins that other dumb fuck Jimmy
TR>Hendricks, who had a decent career, money, a bright future....and
TR>dies of an overdose of heroin, the needle still hanging from his arm.


LL>At least Roger Ebert apologized, saying "I was probably too quick to
LL>tweet.  That was unseemly."  The picture of Dunn drinking with his
LL>buddies has been taken down, Ebert has apologized, and Bam is slowly
LL>getting over the loss of his best friend.


Weiner took the picture of himself in his undies down, too. That didnj't erase
what he did. And by the way....you can *still* see the photo, it didn't
completely disappear. Taking the photo down doesn't make it `not have
happened'. It just makes thing look a lot worse. Its called `hiding evidence'.



LL>As for Jimi Hendrix, he was a victim of foul play, having been
LL>murdered by his manager.  But given that all the parties are dead,
LL>nobody is talking.  As such, that conspiracy will always remain an
LL>unsolved murder (even though all the fingers point only in one
LL>direction).


Yeah right! Hendricks was a druggie who got what he deserved.


LL>> That takes a lot of gall.  To be that insensitive,
LL>> within hours of a man dying suddenly in the prime of
LL>> his life.  Bam Margera was especially pissed.  And
LL>> I don't blame him.  His best friend is dead and Ebert
LL>> calls friends of Ryan a bunch of "jackasses".


TR>There ought to be a special place in Hell for people like Hendricks
TR>and this Jackass Dunn. Too bad there isn't some sort of celebrity
TR>award for taking themselves out of the gene pool. Stupidity is
TR>sometimes its own reward.


LL>Hendrix will always be remembered as having been one of the greatest
LL>musicians of all time.  I'm not so sure about Dunn being remembered for
LL>his acting prowess...


Hendricks will always be remembered for what he was and is: a dead druggie!



LL>> Here is what Bam Margera had to say about Roger Ebert -


Dunn will be remembered for what *he* was also: a jackass!


LL>> "I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterically
LL>> for a full day and piece of shit Roger Ebert has the gall to put
LL>> in his 2 cents.  Millions of people are crying right now, shut
LL>> your fat fucking mouth!"


TR>Here's what I have to say about Bam Margera -


LL>"I feel your pain."  That is what I have to say about Bam.



LL>> I am sure millions of others feel exactly the same way as Bam.


TR>And I'm sure millions of others (me included) don't give a shit!
TR>My only regret is he didn't take himself out sooner!


LL>It certainly wasn't for lack of trying.  The man was indestructable.
LL>Or so he thought.  As did everybody else.  Until the other day.


Here's hoping he took himself out of the gene pool before he reproduced more
idiots like himself!

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