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Skriven 2012-03-03 03:36:02 av Lee Lofaso (2:203/2)
  Kommentar till text 25506 av Roy Witt (1:387/22)
Ärende: æe: Solstice ceremonies
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Hello Roy,

 RB>> But naturally totally democratic - one woman, one man. Only the
 RB>> woman gets "special treatment", boys being boys.

 WD>> Women have such a high-pitched voice, they sound better ... really.

 RW> Pre-puberty boys have the same high-pitched voice...they sound just like
 RW> women. Put Ward in an ajacent room with singing choirs of boys or women
 RW> and they'll all sound alike.

After they all take a sniff from a helium balloon, you right.

 LL>> Worked for Abraham Lincoln.

 DD>> Did he have a high pitched voice, or did he prefer boys?

 RW> The Lincoln robot at Disney-Land has a medium pitched male voice with a
 RW> bit of gravel tone to it, which is said to be about what Lincoln's voice
 RW> sounded like.

You have absolutely no fucking idea what Lincoln's voice actually
sounded like.  However, the soldiers at Gettysburg sure did.  And
those soldiers, along with everybody else present, noted that Lincoln
had a shrill, high-pitch voice.  Today's historians all agree on
that fact.  And Lincoln used that same voice not only at Gettysburg,
but everywhere she spoke.

 RW> Too bad there weren't any recording devices invented at the
 RW> time to record his many public speeches.

People wrote notes, diaries and books.

 RW> Lincoln was diagnosed as having a mental disorder,

Mary Todd was diagnosed as having several mental disorders,
and lived out the last years of her life inside an insane asylum.

It can be argued that every president has had a mental disorder,
including the present one, as one would have to be nuts to even
run for president.  But that does not mean a president is nuts.

 RW> Manic Depressive, which may account for some of his
 RW> extraordinary speeches and actions, yet he was married and fathered a few
 RW> children in his time.

"Babe" Lincoln was not the real father of those children.  Kind
of hard to father children when you are a woman.  Most gays/lesbians
are bisexual.  "Babe" Lincoln was no different.  Her female lover,
Mary Todd, was happy to oblige in the baby-making business.  Her male
lover, John Wilkes Booth, being an actor, was happy to help in the
cross-dressing business.

In summary -

Abraham Lincoln did in fact have a shrill, high-pitched voice,
as noted by everyone who heard her speak.  She also had a special
fondness for male actors, especially a certain Southern gentleman
by the name of James Wilkes Booth, who had given at least two
private performances for Lincoln which are known by historians.
Booth taught Lincoln now to dress in drag, and also helped
with special effects, such as the use of make up and the design
of a better fake beard.

It is extremely doubtful that John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln,
as several conspirators were later caught and hanged, including
a woman.  The real assassin of Lincoln had stolen Booth's costume
on the night of the performance in which Lincoln was shot, another
assassin was sent to murder the Secretary of State Seward, and yet
another assassin was sent to off the Vice President Johnson.  Seward
was wounded, but died shortly thereafter.  When Johnson heard that
Lincoln had been shot, he changed his planned destination to another
location, which is probably why he was not also assassinated.

After Lincoln had been shot, only the doctor was permitted into
the room.  Not even Lincoln's wife entered, and it is doubtful she
would have even if she could have.  Lincoln's body was never shown
in public, the body placed in a closed casket at the funeral, and
then buried at a secret and undisclosed location.

The body of John Wilkes Booth has never been found.  In fact,
his grave was all a ruse.  Several years ago a judge ruled in
favor of having his remains exhumed, but the body was nowhere
to be found.  There was nothing in the hole, except dirt.

The real John Wilkes Booth fled to the badlands of Texas and Mexico,
and also retained a lawyer.  Since Booth died penniless and destitute,
his lawyer had his body stuffed, and sold his stuffed body to a
traveling circus.  In 1977, while on display in Philadelphia with
the same traveling circus, somebody stole the body.  It has long
been rumored that the CIA was responsible.  However, the Company
will neither confirm nor deny it had anything to do with it.

--Lee

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