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Skriven 2015-06-17 02:08:11 av Lee Lofaso (2:203/2)
  Kommentar till text 25648 av Björn Felten (2:203/2)
Ärende: USA Bashing
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Hello Björn,

 LL>> So.  We go there.  We give women what they want.  And then
 LL>> we leave.  Twenty years later we return.  They blow us up.
 LL>> And then we give women more of what they want.  And then we
 LL>> leave.  Twenty years later we return. ...

 BF> Hmmm... Twenty years, that's about one generation later?

Bush I - Invasion of Iraq in 1991.

Bush II - Invasion of Iraq in 2003.

Reckon another Bush will be gettin' antsy for another
invasion of some godforsaken country around 2020 or so ...

 BF> What an excellent way to give them what they really, really want: The US
way
 BF> of life by inheritance.

Chantilly Lace ... oh, baby you *know* what I want!

 BF> But why do you have to waste all that enormous amount of money, body bags
 BF> and fossil fuel on all the hardware?

Tsk, tsk.  Boys will be boys.  Gotta let them have their fun
first.  Can't let them play with the girls until they've had
their own kind of fun doing boy stuff.  Like blowing up frogs
with firecrackers.  That kind of stuff.  The girlie stuff
can wait.

 BF> They love you, so couldn't you just charter a fleet of Lockheed C-5 Galaxy
 BF> and fly all the horny US men to the areas to perform their patriotic
 BF> duties?

You don't understand.  Women all over the world love us.
They love us so much that we make them want to drool over
us.  And drool they do, watching guys with real muscles
load up trucks and planes and other manly stuff.  And
the guns.  Women love guns.  Even more than guns, women
love guys who shoot those guns.  Especially guys with
big guns.  Trust me on this.  Size really does matter.

 BF> Imagine how much resources you could save, rather wasting it on
Obama-care,
 BF> free education, governmental (cheaper than from the bankers) house loans
 BF> and things like that?

You don't get it, do you?  You really don't get it.
Americans squander resources.  That is what we do.  And
we do it so well.  That is why people love us.  Especially
women.  We go there, make them happy, and then you know
what?  They want to come here!  They love us so much
they want to make America their home!  Really!  The
very first words they learn in English is "Take me
with you, please."

Note: Those who forget to say "please" have to stay
behind, which is why so many of them simply say "Please,
please, please, please, please!" as many times as can be
heard or until their voice runs out.

 BF> Ahhh... Sorry, I forgot. That's socialism -- the disgusting
European way.

No, no, no, no, no!  It is The American Way!  We aim to please!

If you will notice, the population of Europe is declining.
And the population of America is increasing.  Why is that?
Because women are making babies in America!  And who are
those women?  Mostly undocumented workers!  Yes, we aim to
please!

--Lee

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