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Ärende: Police Officer Test
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Hello Everybody,

Police brutality is a worldwide phenomenon ...

--Lee

Police Officer Test

How do you tell the difference between an Australian
Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American
Police Officer and a Scottish police officer?

The answer may be found below.

QUESTION: You're a policeman, on duty by yourself. You are
walking on a deserted street late at night.

Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you and screams something that sounds
like obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you.

You are carrying your truncheon and are an expert in using
it. However, you have only a split second to react before he
reaches you. What do you do?

ANSWERS:

Canadian Police  Officer:

Firstly, the Officer must consider the man's human rights.

1) Does the man look poor and/or oppressed?

2) Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand
  the law?

3) Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger?

4) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

5) Am I dressed provocatively?

6) Could I run away?

7) Could I possibly swing my truncheon and knock the knife out
  of his hand?

8) Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong-doings?

9) Why am I carrying a truncheon anyway and what kind of message
  does this send to society?

10) Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just
   to wound me?

11) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want
   to stab and kill me?

12) If I raise my truncheon and he turns and runs away, do I get
   blamed if he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself?

13) If I hurt him and lose the subsequent court case, does he have
   the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and
   the loss of my family home?

Australian Police  Officer:

BANG !

American Police  Officer:

BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG !  BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG !
BANG ! BANG ! BANG  !

'Click'...Reload...

BANG ! BANG ! BANG !  BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG !
BANG ! BANG ! BANG  !

Glasgow Police  Officer:

"Haw, Jimmie....! Drop the wee knifie reet this minute noo, unless
ye want it stuck up yer arse!"

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