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01 Oct 15 09:46, you wrote to All:

 WD> Do you realise that the guy who used to read Hitler's speeches before he
 WD> delivered them, was a "grammar Nazi" ?

FTFY... here's the original shared by george takei off of tickld ;)

[quote="http://www.tickld.com/x/jaw/20-most-profound-things-people-thought-of-in-the-shower-9-is-epic"]


20 Most Profound Things People Thought Of In The Shower. #9 Is Epic.


1. The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

2. The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the
kitchen.

3. Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they should start
making "equels" - films shot in the same time period as the original film, but
from an entirely different perspective.

4. X88B88 looks like the word "voodoo" reflecting off of itself.

5. April Fools Day is the one day of the year that people critically evaluate
news articles before accepting them as true.

6. Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I
can remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their
site.

7. Now that cellphones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it
will be okay to push people into pools again.

8. I used hola unblocker to watch Argo on the Canadian Netflix. I was an
American who had to pretend to be Canadian to watch a movie about Americans who
have to pretend to be Canadians making a movie.

9. Maybe 'Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?' isn't a show that displays how
stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless
information we teach grade schoolers that won't be retained or applicable later
in life.

10. Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I
was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.

11. When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not
used, is DEN-MARK.

12. "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did
you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

13. In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will be found in snow mountains
containing the last moments of people's lives.

14. We should have a holiday called Space Day, where lights are to be shut off
for at least an hour at night to reduce light pollution, so we can see the
galaxy.

15. Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million
miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few
feet thanks to you.

16. Senior citizen discounts should just round dollar amounts down so we don't
have to wait in line behind them while they dig for change.

17. I have never once hit the space bar while watching a YouTube video with the
intention of scrolling halfway down the page

18. Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that
erases your browser history if your heart stops beating.

19. Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what
either of those things are.

20. The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was literally a grammar
Nazi.

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