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Skriven 2015-10-29 12:34:34 av mark lewis (1:3634/12.73)
Ärende: the halloween party
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A married couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party.

The day of the party the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to
go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed. There was no need of
his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he
went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for an hour or two, awakened without pain. As
it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband
did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by
watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance
floor, dancing with every nice chick he could; copping a little feel here and a
little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff
that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off
they went to one of the cars and messed around.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home. She put her
costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make
for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he
had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I
met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played
poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had
a real good time!"


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