Text 31310, 43 rader
Skriven 2016-02-19 01:42:55 av Lee Lofaso (2:203/2)
  Kommentar till text 31304 av Ward Dossche (2:292/854.1)
Ärende: I'm here
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Hello Ward,

 WD> Made it to the States.

We have 46 states.  And 4 commonwealths.
Plus one municipality that everybody wants to forget.
Which states did you make it to?  Did you leave any out?
What about the commonwealths?  Of course, there are many
beautiful places to visit in the USA.  Not all of them
located in the states.  I mean, we do have one banana
republic ...

 WD> After a grueling flight in a KLM 747 with too narrow seats and a meal that
 WD> fits into a table spoon, I went to have a basic cheeseburger at LAX
airport

A cheeseburger in paradise?  Hoss, lemme tell you somethin' -
LAX ain't paradise.  MSY, yes.  Dat is paradise.  True paradise.
But not LAX.  Moisant Field was built in a swamp.  Nobody can
say dat about LAX.  Or any other place in Hotel Californica.

 WD> ... to keep it cheap and simple ... $26 ... WHAT ??

We have a place called Dots at MSY.  Or used to.  Until the
Larouchites arrived.  Gave out a whole bunch of free literature.
Wish I still had it.  But used it all to make a giant bonfire
on Christmas Eve.

 WD> Then a suitcase got stranded in Salt Lake City but Delta Airlines were
 WD> amazing in retrieving and delivering it. No joke. The way you could
 WD> actually trace it on their website was fantastic.

Chevy Chase lost a dog he had tethered to the back of his car
while taking his family on vacation.  Mitt Romney had a bit more
sense than that, strapping his dog to the roof of his car.  I'm
not sure if either Chase or Romney had been about to trace
their dogs' whereabouts, much less retrieve and deliver them
once found.  Or if those dogs have ever been found ...

--Lee

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