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Skriven 2016-04-27 18:51:24 av Lee Lofaso (2:203/2)
     Kommentar till en text av David Drummond
Ärende: Fuck a Horse
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Hello David,

I ran across this message from you, addressed to a Good Ol'
Southern Boy from the US of A -

Subject: Nonsense Game Playing?
Date: Tue Apr 26 2016 08:22 pm
From: David Drummond
To: mark lewis

On 26/04/2016 12:29 PM, mark lewis -> Michiel van der Vlist wrote:

MV>>As the saying goes: trust comes on foot and leaves on a horse.

ml>exactly! so get back on your horse and get the fuck out...

So you can fuck your horse in peace?

--

Regards
David

                     -=end quote=-

Southerners pride themselves by proclaiming "Freedom!" to all
and anyone willing to listen - as well as to those not willing
to listen.  But you really do have it all wrong when it comes
to horses.  Southerners do not fuck horses.  They ride them,
and they shoot them, but never fuck them.  I know this for
an absolute fact.

When I was a kid, me and other kids took the schoolbus to get
to school.  The bus stop was located near a cow pasture, which
had a wooden fence that a kid could easily crawl through.  One
morning, a classmate decided to have some fun with one of the
cows.  This was very early in the morning, just at the crack
of dawn.  Stepping behind the cow, he dropped his trousers and
went off to the races.  As a result of this act of madness, he
missed the schoolbus and his mother had to bring him to school
later in the day.  The kids at school greeted him by calling
him "Moo!" - each of us with a silly little grin on our faces.
His mother was horrified when she finally learned what had
really happened at the bus stop.

So.  The next time you get the urge to insult a fellow sysop by
telling him/her to go fuck a horse, you might want to reconsider.

--Lee

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