Text 7278, 74 rader
Skriven 2013-03-07 13:17:26 av Roy Witt (1:387/22)
   Kommentar till text 7274 av Ward Dossche (2:292/854)
Ärende: Dossche's Stupidity Display         Was: Buying beer in Sweden -- what
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Ward Dossche wrote to Herman Neut:

 RW>> "KINDLY NOTICE THE HUGE DINGLEBERRIES ON ZC2'S ASS. THEY'RE FOR
 RW>> CONSUMPTION BY STUPID DUTCHMEN!"  Ward Dossche - Jan, 2013

 WD> Look at the increased insulting style of Roy Witt ... we must be
 WD> doing something good.

Gotcha! Thanks for finally taking the bait.

I'm merely taking your unskillful writings to a higher level. Note the use
of ALL CAPS in the following diatribe. Only morons shout their stupidity
from on high. This is from one of your latest nodelist headers:


              THIS FILE HAS BEEN PRODUCED WITHOUT CAUSING ANY
              HARM TO DOLPHINS NOR TO ROSS CASSELL. IT IS FULLY
              COMPLIANT WITH THE KYOTO-PROTOCOL EMISSIONS. IT
              EXCEEDS THE COPENHAGEN AGREEMENT TO COMBAT GLOBAL
              WARMING BY AT LEAST 300% AND CONDEMS THE ATTITUDES
              OF BOTH THE USA AS WELL AS THE PRC IN THIS MATTER ...
              ESPECIALLY METHANE EXHAUST FROM ROY WITT CONTINUES
              TO BE AN ISSUE DESPITE SEVERAL WARNING SIGNALS.

              THOSE NOT LIKING THE MANNER IN WHICH THIS NODELIST HAS
              BEEN COMPILED, KINDLY NOTICE THE HUGE DINGLEBERRIES ON
              ZC2'S ASS. THEY'RE FOR HIS CONSUMPTION ONLY!

 WD> Keep it up. ;-)

Keep giving us such great examples of stupidity like this one and we'll
only be able to get up off the floor when you die! Although that might
be an even funnier event than the above.

PS - Gramma has it on higher authority that there are no hyphens in the
words Kyoto Protocol, none in Greenhouse gas either. And the Copenhagen
Agreement is actually the Copenhagen Accord. Although the words are not
incongruent, there is a correct way to state something and the Dossche
way of fucking it up.

BTW, the PRC has more going for it than your unprofessional display of
stupidity in the above rambling...

PSS - Yes, I did edit the 'mistletoe' part out and added the dingleberry
part. It was more fitting of your personality than what you originally
wrote there.

PSSS - What was your reason for answering my bird question with your
reply? Do penguins really remind you of your ancestors? I suppose we can
chalk that one up to you not reading for comprehension or perhaps, you
were in such a rush to show us how stupid you are, you overlooked that
part.

I know you'll do your usual sidestep in attempting to divert attention
from your stupidity, especially the words you shouted for all the world to
see, but that's typical Ward Dossche and we expect no less of you.

Too bad I swore not to publish in the Snooze for as long as Björn is
editor as this would make a lot of people who don't read here laugh their
asses off, but that's ok...

Payback's a bitch, isn't it?

Note: I didn't bother to check your punctuation, but I'd bet that would be
a load of fun too.

8^)


         R\%/itt


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