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Skriven 2005-02-03 14:38:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av GREG SEARS
Ärende: Re: Jokes in F UNNY....
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GS>  GP> Q. How is golf like fishing?
GS>    > A. Both can involve dropping hooks into water

GS>      A2: Both can cost you ~your~ gear with a bad line!

Sounds more like sex!

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         "To thine ownself be true, But judge not lest ye be judged"

    Women. They are as bad as men. Worse actually because they are
hypocrites on top of it all. And I'm in a position to know and judge because
I'm female, and in this country, Trial by Your Peers.
    Texas Women's University is just the most recent example. Long ago, men
were the only ones who could go to college. Women fought, and were accepted,
to the point that all-male colleges were scorned nearly out of existence.
Yet here's an all women college, OBJECTING to men. Sorry. You're no better
than men. You shouldn't be so petty as to do back to them what was done to
your species before your PARENTS were even born! If women ARE to be the
superior species, then ACT like it! It annoys people when you're forgiving
and benign. Unfortunately, I've seen this has only annoyed women more than
men.
    All-women religions, all-women bars, all-women lynches\I mean lunches/:
just look at yourselves. SEXISTS! And you have no reason to be proud. You've
actually managed to lower yourselves more than men. I could whine, "Can't we
all just get along?" but that'd do no good because it's the women who tend
to resist it more.
    A guy goes around the office, squeezing shoulders and patting the backs
for his fellow workers when they do a great job or need a little
encouragement. The men don't mind. The one girl who's fair lets him know she
doesn't like it and he backs off. BUT THE REST of the ladies just stay quiet
and log every time he does it and file a sexual harassment report to their
superiors. He was fired.
    One lady who stepped onto a crowded bus was offered a seat by a
gentleman, and she bitched him out....the entire ride....while sitting in
his seat. Of course he didn't get a thank you.  He got a scene and an
attitude.  What kind of creatures are you? Men actually behave themselves
compared to you all at strip joints. One person mentioned that women are
acting the way they think men do. O.K.....
    I took in a girl who had been beaten emotionally by her family, molested
repeatedly as a child, raped by a co-worker during her senior year, and had
a pyschotic dickhead for a boyfriend. Her name was Leslie.  I became her
friend, I got her to walk with her shoulders straight and her eyes to the
world. I even got her involved in BBSing so she could get over her fear of
talking to people. Then I took her to an SCA Xmas party so she could
actually face other people. She got confidence and began to care of herself
for herself. Then I began to notice her playing the guys in my house. What I
mean by that is laying the ones who were desperate enough to fuck anything
offered to them. Even if she was someone else's pregnant girlfriend. Even if
her boyfriend was in the next room. She tried for everyone. Only 2 fell for
it. And she played them for all they were worth.  I gave her confidence and
she thought that it was power. In one week, she messed up 3 guys. Her EX,
Todd, now goes around trying to fuck up any girl he gets his claws into.
One guy has stopped bathing and is now a truck driver\fan boy. And the other
now has a bad habit of nailing other guy's girlfriends.
    I wouldn't call this a conquest on her part. Even the most vicious
Femi-Nazi would look at the guys she picked and say, "God, why didn't you do
the DOG? This is like going after wounded prey."  The sad thing is every
girl that I run into gets this way. A little confidence, a little assertion,
and to prove herself she has to go play mind games. This is why I tend to
despise my own species. Not to mention females can't really be trusted,
either. And your hatred is like a blanket. You can't  distinguish enemies
from friends any better than a male bull. When a  woman speaks of hating
someone, she always smiles. At least a guy gets angry most of the time.
    I can honestly say that I don't trust women because how can you trust
someone who can't even trust themselves once a month. (I do hate myself as
well.) But at least I'm honest.

GS>    - In January, several students in Keota, Okla., accused their
GS> industrial arts teacher of forcing them to hold live wires as a way of
GS> learning about electricity.

They certainly learned, eh?
So what's the beef?

Teachers get paid TOO much...I'm fed up with teachers and their
hefty salary schedules. What we need here is a little
perspective.

If I had my way, I'd pay these teachers myself-I'd pay them
baby-sitting wages. That's right-instead of paying these
outrageous taxes, I'd give them $3 an hour out of my own pocket.
And I'm only going to pay them for five hours, not coffee breaks.
That would be $15 a day.  Each parent should pay $15 a day for
these teachers to baby-sit their child. Even if they have more
than one child, it's still a lot cheaper than private day care.

Now, how many children do they teach every day-maybe 20?  That's
$15x20=$300 a day.  But remember, they only work 180 days a year!
I am not going to pay them for all those vacations!
$300x180=$54,000.  (Just a minute, I think my calculator needs
new batteries.)

I know now you teachers will say-what about those who have 10
years experience and a masters degree?  Well, maybe (to be fair)
they could get the minimum wage, and instead of just
baby-sitting, they could read the kids a story. We could round
that off to about $5 an hour, times five hours, times 20
children. That's $500 a day times 180 days. That's $90,000..HUH?

Wait a minute, let's get a little perspective here. Baby-sitting
wages are too good for these teachers. Did anyone see a salary
schedule around here?


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