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Skriven 2005-02-03 15:34:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av GREG SEARS
Ärende: Re: SEX
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GS>  CH>  sounsd like a Republican trick. I wonder if the truth dawned on her.
GS>
GS>  G-day  Cindy Haglund, "Republican" is that a joker that was a publican,
GS>  quit to do other work other than running a PUB, then bought another PUB,
GS>  to become a Republican? '-)

Certainly!  Of course, the Yankee Republicans like their booze (goes great with
cigarettes & guns, & screwing the public unmercifully!)

A quick review:

            YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN IF...

You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.

You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were
just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic
minority here) friend"

You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to
welfare.

You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.

The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck,
they're richer than you.

You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.

You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.

You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs."

You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.

You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of
b*ches."

You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."

You've ever called a secretary or waitress "Tootsie."

You answer to "The Man."

You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it
because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.

You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.

You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values."

When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho."

You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.

You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your
home.

Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.

You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism
in America.

You've ever said civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties.

You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."

You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle.

You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable.

You came of age in the '60s and don't remember Bob Dylan.

You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.

You're afraid of the liberal media."

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition
dictates...."

You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can
because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."

You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps,
when they don't even have shoes.

You confuse Lenin with Lennon.



Your Moderator and all-round friend/servant,
<+]::-) ("Cyberpope")
Internet: gapope@vcn.bc.ca
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