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Text 1092, 99 rader
Skriven 2005-02-05 09:33:52 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av Cindy Haglund
Ärende: Re: Male bashing jokes :)
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 Echo: Funny
 Date: 03-Feb-2005 12:27
 Subj: Male bashing jokes :)
 Cindy Haglund said IN a Message to all 

 CH> A Little Male Bashing

 G-day  Cindy Haglund, who is the ~little male~ tonight?

 CH> Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
   > A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
    A2: ^^^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^^^^ ^^^^ with A brain!

 CH> Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
   > A: They don't have time.
    A2: ^^^^ can't look at what's cuming!

 CH> Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
   > A: They won't stop for directions.
    A2: ^^^^ Can't see in the dark alleys.

 CH> Q: Why did God put men on earth?
   > A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
    A2: ^^^^^^^ ^ ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^ pay the fuckin bills!

 CH> Q: Why don't women have men's brains?
   > A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.
    A2: ^^^^^^^ ^^^^ can't geta ^^^^^^ that has^^^^ period!

 CH> Q: Why do men masturbate?
   > A: It's sex with someone they love.
    A2: ^^^^ ^^^ same-as a sheila that fakes IT!

 CH> Q: Why did God make men before women?
   > A: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
    A2: ^^^ ^^^^ ^ workin^^^^^ ^^^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^ slave ^^^^!

 CH> Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
   > A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
    A2: ^^ ^^ ^^^ show the fuckin sheila what's happening!

 CH> Q: How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
   > A: Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.
    A2: ^^^^^^ shows, ^^ happens in the strangest way!

 CH> Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
   > A: What men know about women.
    A2: ^^^^ ^^^ fuck with a^^^^^!

 CH> Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
   > A: He eats beans for dinner.
    A2: ^^ ^^^^ a sheila at dinner!

 CH> Q: What's a man's idea of foreplay?
   > A: A half hour of begging.
    A2: ^ ^^^^ drunk sheila!

 CH> Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused?
   > A: He's breathing
    A2: ^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ up a sheila's cunt!

 CH> Q: How do you save a man from drowning?
   > A: Take your foot off of his head.
    A2: ^^^^ ^^^^  ASS out ^^ ^^^ LIFE!  

 CH> Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
   > A: We don't know. It's never happened.
    A2: ^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^^ The bitch was sleeping!

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