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Skriven 2005-02-07 08:21:42 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
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 CH> ML> BTW, Love some of the jokes here but most are just too long. We
   > ML> need jokes not 'stories' ;(
   >  GP> This group is called "funny jokes AND STORIES" you know!
   >  Yeah but I agree with Mick. Jokes are easier to read. Shorter is
   > always funnier.

       George Pope was saying F unny stuff to  CINDY HAGLUND  

 GP> Not always -- sometimes a longer story is funniest precicely because
   > it's longer (eg. Shaggy Dog tales)
   > And the beauty of this echo is it's funny jokes AND stories, so people
   > who enjoy either get a nice variety!

G-day Mate, in Life of the joke.. .. it takes a good mind to cope with a
                                     long story/joke/F unny!! NUFF said!

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

  A big-game hunter recently returned from Africa and went to a
psychiatrist.  He told the psychiatrist he didn't want to go through
analysis, but would pay him $200 for answering two questions.

  The psychiatrist said this was highly irregular, but he agreed
to do it.

  "Is it possible," the hunter asked, "for a man to be in love
with an elephant?"

  The psychiatrist said, "Absolutely impossible.  In all the
annals of medicine, I've never heard of it.   The whole idea is
ridiculous.  What's your second question?"

  The man then asked meekly, "Do you know anyone who wants to buy
a very large engagement ring?"


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-) ("Cyberpope")

                  The Atlanta Journal and Constitution

                               February 11, 1994

                               By Chuck Shepherd

   BIO TV: South Korea's Samsung Electronics Co. announced in November
that it had invented "Bio Television" - a TV set that converts a
television's ordinary electromagnetic beams into waves that have an
effect similar to that of sunlight on nearby plants and animals. In
tests, the longevity of fish and the freshness of flowers, increased by
from 50 percent to 100 percent when they were near the Bio TV.

   3-D TV: In December, Rory Thompson, 57, was granted a patent for a
device that permits viewers to see an ordinary color TV, or computer
screen, in three dimensions. Thompson developed the device in Risdon
Prison Hospital in Hobart, Australia, where he has lived for 10 years.
He was declared insane following a 1984 conviction for killing his wife
and flushing parts of her body down a toilet.

   WIRED: In January, several students in Keota, Okla., accused their
industrial arts teacher of forcing them to hold live wires as a way of
learning about electricity.

   STARTLED: Neurologist Dr. Angelika Hahn of the University of Western
Ontario told the Associated Press in November that a genetic cause has
been found for "startle disease," which makes victims overreact when
startled, even to the point of becoming stiff and falling over. Because
victims are unable to break their falls, they are vulnerable to bone
fractures.

   BATED BREATH: In July, research entomologist Gene Lamire of Naples,
Fla., set up the nation's first mosquito-trapping program that uses the
tantalizing fragrance of "cow's breath" as the lure. Building on
research from Africa, Lamire installed 42 traps containing the synthetic
chemical Octenol, which mosquitos evidentally find irresistible. Within
the first month, "millions" of mosquito carcasses were found in the
traps.

   EXHAUSTED: To thaw the frozen pipes in his house in Farmingville,
N.Y., in January, John Porter backed his car up against an open window
so the exhaust could warm up the basement. Shortly afterward, Porter,
his wife, and their three children had to be rushed to the hospital
suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning.

   FUEL FOR THOUGHT: George Gibbs, 23, suffered second-and third-degree
burns on his head in Columbus, Ohio, in January. He had diagnosed his
car's problem as a frozen fuel line, which he thought he could correct
by running warm gasoline through it. He then tried to heat a two-gallon
can of gasoline on a gas stove.

   DIAPER THIEF: In November, the St. Thomas Day Nursery in St. Thomas,
Ontario, was burglarized for at least the fourth time in five months by
someone stealing only dirty disposable diapers. The culprit broke a lock
in an outside garbage bin and took only garbage bags containing the
diapers.

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George Pope ,ÄÄÄÄÄ[|Û F unny ÛÛ°°°||]######( I C E-man Humour Injection!
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