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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)   --=[ I C E-man's Golden Oldies Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III                     Page: 06

         L I F E :   I S   I T   G O D S   B O O B Y   P R I Z E ?

The meaning of life.  The eternal question, philosophers throughout time
have tried to answer this, but all have failed.

But now I can indeed reveal to you that life is actually the booby prize in
a pan-galactic game show.

The game show, called "This is Your Pre-Birth", involves lining up the souls
of people who haven't been born yet and putting them through a rigorous test
involving mental and physical agility, that resembles something approaching
an inter-dimensional version of the "Krypton Factor".

Those who are successful go onto various other rounds, that determine which
universe they will be born into.  The winner goes on to be born into a world
called Plink, where the atmosphere is a 1:3 ration of oxygen to lysergic
acid and the females outnumber the males in a ratio of 3:1.

The prizes go down in quality of life depending on success in the
competition, through various comfortable worlds, through mildly cozy worlds,
right down to infernal hellworlds for the bottom competitors.

So where does earth fit into this system then?  What sort of level of skill
do you have to show to be born here?

When we asked god's PR advisor, a Mr. Gabriel, he gave us this quote:
"Earth?  Its where we send all the people that fall at the first obstacle on
the assault course!"

And there you have it!  Earth is the booby prize in a galactic game show,
where all those people who slipped up right at the start get sent to for 80
years or so.  Of course the real entertainment factor in doing this for the
spectators is when they replay the video of how you fared in your 80 years
in the "Sin bin".

So remember, everything you do is being secretly observed by 10 million
pan-galactic beings who are laughing at you for failing to cross the rope
bridge on the assault course!

So, next time you think to yourself "Why was I born?" the answer is right
here in front of you, its because you didn't do the training before you
decided to try that stupid game show they have on the holo-vid every night.
That'll teach to to lay off the chocolate biscuits next time!

And with 4.5 billion people in the world, all I can say is, God what a
useless bunch!  And don't laugh at the guy who always falls on the assault
course next time you are watching Krypton Factor OK!

... People laughing. . . . makes it noisy in F UNNY #[;-)]

 

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