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Skriven 2005-02-08 10:21:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av GREG SEARS
Ärende: Re: Jokes in F UNNY....
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GS>  GP> and George answered, "oh, shit, I'm in the wrong joke -- somehow I'm
GS>    > stuck here with the I C E Man's ex!"
GS>
GS>    G-day Mate, you treat her right now Ya hear!! '-)

Sounded just like her, eh?

Well, if she pissed me off too much, she's back on your doorstep, mate!

GS>    > by a call from his mother-in-law.  She believed that there was no
GS>    > doubt a good explanation for her daughter's behavior.  Mike told her
GS>    > to buzz off.                                           ^^^^ OOps Looks
GS>                                                             like a typo OR
GS>                                                             maybe bad story
GS>                                                             writing! ;-)

Hey, why not BOTH???

Or, you mean bad story REwriting?

Two couples were playing cards one evening. One of the husbands, Dave,
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the
table to pick them up, he noticed that Greg's wife Mrs. Sears, had her legs
spread wide, and she wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Dave,
upon trying to sit up again, hit his head on the table and emerged
red-faced.

Later, Dave went into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Mrs. Sears
followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under the
table?"

Surprised by her boldness, Dave courageously admitted that, well, yes, he
did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $500." After taking
a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer,
Dave indicated that he was indeed interested.

She told him that since her husband, Greg, works Friday afternoons and
Dave doesn't, that Dave should be at her house around 2:00 PM, Friday
afternoon.

When Friday rolls around, Dave shows up at Greg's house for sex with Greg's
wife at 2:00 PM sharp, and after paying her the agreed upon $500.00, they
go to her bedroom and have fantastic sex, just as Mrs. Sears had promised.
Afterwards, Dave quickly dresses and leaves.

As was his habit at 6:00 PM, Greg returned home from work. Upon entering
the house and encountering his wife, he asked loudly, "Did Dave come by
with my money?"

With a lump in her throat, Greg's wife answered, "Oh yeah, he did stop by
here for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when Greg curtly asked, "And did he give
you $500.00?"

In terror she assumed she'd somehow been found out, and after mustering up
her best poker face, she replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me five
hundred dollars."

Greg, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised Mrs. Sears by saying,
"Good, I was hoping so. Dave came by my office this morning and borrowed
five hundred dollars from me. He promised me he'd stop by this afternoon
on his way home and pay me back."



Your Moderator and all-round friend/servant,
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Internet: gapope@vcn.bc.ca
1)If you don't like a joke, post 2-3 examples of what you DO like!
B)If you DO like a joke, say thank-you with 2-3 jokes of your own! :)

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