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Skriven 2004-07-31 17:43:34 av Greg Sears (3:770/245)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Testing . . . . . . (
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 GS>  GP> I scored most of these right, so I guess I'm far older than
 GS>  GP> I thought! (considering my parents are Boomers!)
 GS> Well Mate, looks like you passed!! #[;-))]

 GS>  GP> OFFICIAL BABY BOOMER QUALIFYING EXAM
 GS>  GP> QUESTION #1:
 GS>  GP> Name the Beatles - both the first and last name of each, of course.
 GS>  GP> close up the test, and move on to something else. We have nothing
 GS> You're correct... See you later!! '-)

         George Pope was saying more F unny stuff to  Greg Sears  


 GP> So that rather invalidates the test -- me, born in 1967 passes as a
 GP> boomer, but you, somewhat FARRR older than me, don't qualify!

I'm a KIWI, not a stupid over-spending, drug-taking, stupid-acting,
rock-joker north american baby-boomer CyberPope! '-)

 GP> Here's an easier quiz, that will probably rank you & I closer. . .
 GP>  ~~Internet AOL Disorder (IAD) Screening~~

I hate quiz's Mate!! You got better than I could have!! '-)


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Strange but true stories ?

Dummy Arrest

It was just another day for a police officer
of University Heights, in Ohio. While cruising
in his police car he noticed a car parked at a
fire hydrant, with a couple inside busily making
love.

The officer stopped his police car, and
approaching the other car, ordered the man
inside to come out. The man did, and was
immediately arrested. But what about the woman
in the car? She was another matter completely.
The officer repeatedly ordered her to get dressed
and get out of the car, but she just lay there,
obstinately refusing all of his orders, refusing
to talk to him or even look at him.

The officer decided to take matters into his own
hands. He approached the woman.

That's when he realized the woman wasn't talking
for a very good reason. She was a beautiful, 100%
anatomically correct -- in all the right places
 -- latex doll.

She was taken the precinct station, where according
to a police spokesperson, the arrested man and his
doll "both have deflated egos, one way or another."
When asked further about the doll, a police
spokesperson added, "she's still not talking."


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

A Letter of Bad News...

The following letter from the family's solicitor is addressed to a member
of the British aristocracy who has been spending much of the summer in
his residence in the south of France leaving his wife in the United
Kingdom to look after the ancestral home.

Dear Sir Royston,

I hope you are having a good time on your holiday.

I say this with sincerity because I am afraid that I have some bad news
for you, although there is good news too. First the bad news. I am sorry
to tell you that your favorite dog, Honey, is dead. The vet says that she
died instantly and could have felt no pain. She was kicked in the head by
your horse, Sherbert, though I'm sure that no blame can be attached to
Sherbert, frightened as he was by the fire in the barn.

I'm afraid that Sherbert was in the barn along with your other horses
when it burnt to the ground. The fire brigade had been called within a
short time of the barn catching fire and would normally have been able to
put the fire out. Had it had not been for the fact that the tender
crashed into your Bentley in the lane. Your wife had taken it out for a
spin with your brother. As it was, both the tender and your Bently were
written off. No blame can be attached to your wife for the accident I'm
sure.

The Bentley was stationary at the time and your wife was in the back seat
of the car. She managed to escape death only due to the fact that your
brother was lying on top of her at the time of the collision. The doctors
say that given time she will regain her sight but that she will never
walk again. She has also lost her memory and cannot even remember you.
Your brother, unfortunately, was killed.

I should explain how the barn came to be on fire in the first place. You
see a spark from the house blew over and set the roof alight. The fire
started in the main hall of the house where, as you know, your Mattisse
and your Picasso once hung. I say `once' because they are not there now.
Fortunately neither of these paintings were damaged in the conflagration
as they were stolen beforehand by the burglar who started the fire.

Although all of this may seem to you very serious it is not in fact the
bad news that I wrote of. Your wife and brother had been visiting your
Insurance agent in prison where he is serving a three year sentence for
fraud. I'm afraid that none of your insurance policies are valid.

As I said, there is some good news. The heat from the fire warmed your
greenhouse and brought your flowers on.


> OBJoke: for Mr. gapope@vcn.bc.ca

When a friend had her third baby in four years, I volunteered to keep the
older two overnight. One night turned into several, and I was running out
of supplies. I asked my husband to go over and get some things from my
friend's husband.

"Did he give you everything?" I asked later.

"Yes," my husband said, grinning. "A box of diapers,
two sacks of clothing and the children's birth certificates!"



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