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Skriven 2005-02-22 21:37:08 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av DAVE COBLE
Ärende: Re: The Burdens I Must Bear
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      -=[ 21-Feb-2005 01:27 DAVE COBLE wrote this to ALL ]=-

 DC> Memo: From the Cat about the Dog
   > To: Large Human Resident of My Home
   > From: Her Royal Highness, Princess Feline
   > Subject: The Burdens I Must Bear

G-day DAVE COBLE,

DEFINITELY THE BEST EMAIL OF THE YEAR !!!!!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayedhome.He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

    Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife 
merelystays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her
bodyto switch with mine for a day. Amen.

    God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
sureenough, the man woke as a woman.

    He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out
theirschool clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
school,came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners,
stopped atthe bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to
put awaythe groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
    He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

    Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
laundry,vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to
pick upthe kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out
milk andcookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up
theironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

    At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breadedthe pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

    After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry,bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

    At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished,he
went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to getthrough
without complaint.

    The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
Lord,I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being
ableto stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back.

    The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learnedyour lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they
were.You'll just have to wait Nine months, though. You got Pregnant last
night."

    Voted Women's Favorite Email of the Year

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... "Don't mince words, DAVE ... what do you *REALLY* think?"

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