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Skriven 2005-02-27 23:51:22 av DAVE COBLE (1:123/140)
Ärende: Pick Up Lines
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Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK
then, can we just practice?

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without
mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

I am a magical being, take off your bra.

I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.

I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you.

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?

Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these
condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken
the ice, will you sleep with me?"

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the
floor.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the
word.

What can I do to make you sleep with me?

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed,
subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. Your face or
MINE!? Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my
place, tail at yours. I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way
straight to your heart...

Nice legs, lets eat out.

Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and
you blow the fuck outta me!

Hi my name is(your name), did I mention I have a penis.

My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some
mouth-to-mouth?

Show me your pussy!

If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no)
say Good, because mine is 8 inchs.

Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!

Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?

Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!

I'd rip out both my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me in
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