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Skriven 2005-03-04 20:57:32 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
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G-day ALL,

A  recently divorced woman is walking along the  beach  contemplating
how badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies
a magic lamp washing up onshore.

She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!

The  genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles  to  him.
As  a consolation,  the genie informs that he  will  give  her  three
wishes.   But, he cautions her that because he does  not  believe  in
divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever
she wishes.

The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she
makes her first wish.  The first wish was for a billion dollars.  The
genie  grants her wish and she finds herself sitting in pile  of  one
billion  one-dollar bills.   The genie  then  reminds  her  that  her
husband is now the recipient of 10 billion dollars.

The  woman can barely contain her anger when  she  makes  her  second
wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her
own private beach.   In an instant it was granted, but the genie then
reminds gain that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for,
and  points down the  beach  to  a  small  development  of  ten  such
mansions.

Upon  hearing this,  the woman takes her time to contemplate her last
wish.   Just as the genie was about to give  up  on  her,  the  woman
informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish.   But, before
she  can do this,  the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will
get ten times what she wishes for.

No  problem, said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy.   For my  last
wish...  "Id like to give birth to twins".

Salutations from --Christchurch-+
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