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Skriven 2005-03-04 08:29:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av GREG SEARS
Ärende: Ha ha
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GS>   Does it really matter which cola you drink?

Not according to Candid Camera -- they did a taste test using the SAME cola in
two different cups, and EVERYBODY who tried them had a distinctive
preference/opinion of one over the other!

GS>   How do they keep soda in soft-drink machines from freezing in the
GS> winter?

YOU, working in the area of heating & cooling must surely know this one
already!

GS>   How long do you have to wait after shaking a can of soda pop before you
GS> can safely open it?

Not at all, if you slam the base down on the table before opening.

GS>   How long should a person stare at an orange juice container? After all
GS> it does tell you to concentrate doesn't it?

It does say "concentrate", but it doesn't specify a minimum time, so I think
ANY amount of time qualifies.

GS>   If a prune is a dehydrated plum what is prune juice?

The liquid residue from boiling prunes, I believe

GS>   If an astronaut drinks a carbonated drink in space do the bubbles still
GS> rise to the top?

If/when I ever go & come back, I'll let you know!

But I don't drink much soda, so I'll have to lit yuo know how it affects beer!

GS>   If the word orange was never invented what would you call orange juice?
GS> Or oranges for that matter?

purple?

GS>   Why do people always shake soda pop cans after they are fully aware
GS> that they are empty? Are the extra 6 drops gonna make that much
GS> difference?

Only to cheap pricks.

GS>   Why do they call it root beer when there are no roots nor beer in it?

Well, see, if you drank real beer, it might affect your ability to "root", so
this is a fair substitute. . .

GS>   Why does a soda taste better in a small bottle than in a large bottle
GS> or can?
GS>
GS>   Why does root beer taste flatter than any other colas?

i hadn't noticed either of these phenomena, actually!

Although, I'd say soda tastes less worse, out of the bottle than a can or
glass!

GS>   Why is it that on juice cartons they put the words 'Serve Ice Cold'?
GS> How else would you serve ice?

Depends on how warm the drink is you put the ice into?

GS>   Why is it that when you first open a can of soda it hurts when you
GS> drink it?

Because you need medical or psychiatric help, cuz that shouldn't be happening?


Mark, went into a convenience store to prepay for gasoline and returned
with two plastic bottles of soda. As he filled the tank, his wife opened
a bottle. To her dismay it fizzed and foamed all over her lap. Several
miles down the road, Mark asked for his soda.

Handing it to him, she warned, "Be careful. These are really
over-carbonated."

But when Mark opened his bottle, it barely hissed.  Eyes on the road, he
nonchalantly said, "You must have gotten the one I dropped."

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