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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)  --=[ I C E-man's Oldy Goldies Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III     Introduction: Jokes, Stories, and F UNNYs

                           A R E   Y O U   G A Y ?

Answer the following questions:

1) Who is your most fancied person?

a) Michelle Pfeiffer
b) The woman in your local travel agents
c) Robbie from Take That.

2) When you have half an hour in private, what to you like to do most?

a) Screw Michelle Pfeiffer
b) Copy some warez
c) Read a copy of women only while sitting on a plastic 30 inch penis

3) What is your favorite group?

a) Anybody not mentioned below
b) Anybody not mentioned below
c) Take that

4) Your Most respected person is

a) Claudia Scheiffer
b) Your Mum
c) Julian Clary

5) What have you got under your bed?

a) A years supply of Men only, some videos and a few copies of The
   Sport Newspaper
b) Some disks and a nine week old pair of socks that no-one will go
   anywhere near.
c) The 30 inch plastic dick.  Copy of women only, and a tub of vaseline.
d) Julian Clary

6) What posters have got?

a) Centrefolds, Dannii Minougue, that sort of thing.
b) None, cars, computer games etc.
c) Take That, Cliff Richard.

7) What is your favorite ware?

a) Stag
b) Micro Machines
c) Cliff Richard Clipart Disk

... People laughing. . . . makes it noisy in F UNNY #[;-)]
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