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GS>                A R E   Y O U   A   G O O D   L O V E R ?

Most of these questions would depend on a few key situational things:

-have I shagged her yet?
-was she any good?
-did she shag my best friend?
-did she brag about it?
-are my mates jealous when I go out with her on the town?



                 The Top 16 Worst Breakup Excuses


16> "Ow... I banged my head!  That really hurt!
     Hey... who are YOU?"

15> "I'm sorry, but there just isn't room in my life right now
     for both you and my vibrator."

14> "I've got this disease... it's called herpigonasyphalaids.
     Very contagious."

13> "You're too young for me.  I mean, too *old*.  We're the
     same age?  Well, that doesn't work for me, either."

12> "We're just so different, you and I.  You're an extrovert,
     I'm an introvert.  I like classical, you like heavy metal.
     And of course *I'm* not a physically repulsive raving
     psychopath."

11> "You've gone from 'sponge-worthy' to merely 'spongy.'"

10> "Dear Christine: By the time you read this I'll be a
     woman..."

 9> "I have early-onset onanism."

 8> "You're no longer the wealthy, gullible, and desperately
     lonely man I fell in love with."

 7> "My penis, uh, fell off, and I, er, lost it... yeah -- on
     the subway, I think."

 6> "Less filling?  LESS FILLING???  I don't even know who you
     ARE anymore!"

 5> "My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in
     order to train them to attack your picture."

 4> "It's not *you*, it's me.  Specifically, me would like to
     sleep with your sister."

 3> "I had lunch at the Hunan Palace today and according to
     the place mat, you're a snake and I'm a mongoose."

 2> "We just don't have anything in common anymore -- you're
     a morning person, and I want to see your severed head
     impaled on a steel railroad spike."


     and Topfive.com's Number 1 Worst Breakup Excuse...


 1> "I'm holding you back from all the other lives you could
     be ruining."



              [  The Top 5 List   www.topfive.com  ]
              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White    ]



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