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Skriven 2005-03-13 20:41:30 av George Pope (1:153/307.11)
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QUESTIONS FROM DOGS!

How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Where are their priorities?

When we get to Heaven, can we sit on the couch? Or is it the same old story?

Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the
mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know
every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the
Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still
a bad dog?

When my foster mom's friend comes over to our house, he smells like musk!
What's he been rolling around in?

Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?

More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.


We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles,
horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and
frisbee flight paths.  What do humans understand?

Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling at the
moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across
the street!

Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make up
our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets again?

When my family eats dinner they always bless their food.  But they never bless
mine. So, I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my bowl. Has God
noticed my own blessing?

I've always lived at the shelter and I have everything I need. But many of the
cats here have names and I don't. Could you give me a name please? It would be
good for my self-esteem.

The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug and I have a feeling
my family might blame me 'cuz they think I'm jealous of this dog. Since they
have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I'm innocent? Does Petsmart
sell lie detectors?


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