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Text 1421, 126 rader
Skriven 2005-03-27 05:05:46 av George Pope (1:153/307.11)
   Kommentar till text 1401 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
Ärende: Good stories
====================
On (23 Mar 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>  GP> Well, even at the "rubbish tip" here, there's a fellow who goes
 GS>    > through what people discard, and assigns a (rather high) price to
 GS>    > stuff that seems possibly resellable!
 GS>
 GS>      Right...just as I said above!! '-)
 GS>
 GS>  GP> home-made breakfast still costs money for the ingredients!
 GS>
 GS>      Right...just as I said above!! '-)
 GS>
 GS>  GP> And, to grow roses ain't cheap, either!
 GS>
 GS>      Right...just as I said above!! '-)

So how'd I miss that, then?

 GS>  GP> Everything costs money!
 GS>    > Except for sex from non-professionals!
 GS>
 GS>      Dream on Mate!!! everthing costs money, just some things more
 GS> than
 GS>                       you have!

Nah,  the only costs might be if she infucts you with something nasty,
but that's easily preventable with some latex prophylactics (although
THEY certainly cost a few $$, the sex itself is free!) (getting her to
AGREE to have sex, might cost a couple bottles of booze, but, again,
that's not the SEX you're paying for, it's her agreement to HAVE some
with YOU!!!)

 GS>   A doctor, picking up his car at a garage, was highly indignant
 GS> at the size of the repair bill. "All this for a few hours' work!" he
 GS> yelped. "Why, you charge more for your work than we of the medical
 GS> profession do!"
 GS>
 GS>   "Well now," drawled the mechanic, "the way I look at it, we got
 GS> it coming to us. You guys have been working on the same old model
 GS> since
 GS> time began, but we gotta learn a brand-new model every year."

Ahh, but how would the mechanic like it if he had to do his work through
the muffler, while the engine's running?

 GS> had a stuffed animal named after him, the class immediately responded,
 GS> "Garfield."

You do know the correct answer is Theodore(TEDDY) Roosevelt, eh?


OK, here is a compilation of questions on the men in the 'White' House.
Wonder how Starr would react to them... :)
(answers at bottom)

1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked
about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?

2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a
finalist in the Miss America pageant?

3. Which president had sex with one of his secretaries stretched out
atop a desk in the oval office?

4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a
slave who was his wife's half sister?

5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?

6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first
husband, and was branded an "adulterer" during his reelection campaign?

7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife
while he was engaged to someone else?

8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal
secretary?

9. Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat
closet - at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the
hysterical first lady from attacking them?

10. Which president had sex in a closet while telling his partner about
the "other" president who did the same in a closet? (The one from
Question 9)?

11. Which vice president was ticked off because he felt that HIS record
of sexual conquests was much more "impressive" (i.e. numerous) than the
President's?

12. Which future president, while a college student, enjoyed showing off
his penis (which he named Jumbo)?





ANSWERS

1. John F. Kennedy
2. Bill Clinton
3. Lyndon B. Johnson
4. Thomas Jefferson
5. Bill Clinton
6. Andrew Jackson
7. George Washington, Lyndon B. Johnson
8. Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy
9. Warren G. Harding
10. John F. Kennedy
11. Lyndon B. Johnson
12. Lyndon B. Johnson




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