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Text 1476, 89 rader
Skriven 2005-03-29 10:42:04 av James Bradley (1:134/77.0)
   Kommentar till text 1435 av George Pope (1:153/307.11)
Ärende: Barking Dog
===================
03-27-05  06:46, George Pope told Maura Dennis about Barking Dog

 Well, how do, George?

Linux had a hard drive failure, so I'll encapsulate the best I can the message
I have sitting on the disks.

Holly... Didn't Python fight with shrubbery in The Holy Grail?

"Fat fingered Pope: Pope George Pope the Sixth." (You'd flubbed a ";" when
hitting an "l".)

Bla bla bla... If everything goes well, I'll be able to post the complete
message soon.

 GP> Well I, for one, am happy you could make it!  Welcome aboard the
 GP> funniest echo in all of Fidonet!

 GP> and the most behaved jokes forum in all of cyberspace!

... But It's *how* you behave! <GD+RRRR>

 GP> Oh dang, wait til I cancel my internet then rub it in with some funny
 GP> sites I've not heard of yet! :P

Don't tell me I was an influence?


Mr. Scrawny is convicted of embezzlement, and the epitome of a white collar
criminal. As the guard rounds the corner with him, he introduces him to his
cell mate, Bubba. Bubba wears his name well; a very large, ugly man with a
gruff voice.

Bubba explains the rules, "Looks like me and you gonna play a little house! You
wanna be da-mommy, or da-daddy?"

The svelte pencil pusher, while shaking uncontrollably in his prison issue
slippers, thinks this might be his chance to procure the 'top bunk', and
timidly asks, "I-I-If it wouldn't b-b-be to much tr-tr-tr- problem,
cou-cou-could I be the Daddy?"

With a wry grin, the tattooed hardened criminal agrees, "Sure Daddy. Now get on
your knees and give Mommy a blow-job!"


 GP> shagmail.com!

 GP> And, here's some more humour on the sexes. . .


 GP> THE MALE

 GP> AGE        DRINK
 GP> 17         beer
 GP> 25         bourbon
 GP> 35         vodka
 GP> 48         double vodka
 GP> 66         Maalox

67              Maalox, with a double vodka chaser


 GP> AGE     FAVOURITE SPORT
 GP> 17         sex
 GP> 25         sex
 GP> 35         sex
 GP> 48         sex
 GP> 66         napping

67              Napping, dreaming of sex

 GP> AGE     WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
 GP> 17         25
 GP> 25         35
 GP> 35         48
 GP> 48         66
 GP> 66         17


The rest is perfection!



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