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Skriven 2005-04-03 02:13:16 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Book
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 GP> On (31 Mar 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...

 GS> The cowboy looks the rancher in the eye and says, "I would wear
   > cowboy boots  but then people would think I was a damn trucker!"

       George Pope was saying F unny stuff to  Greg Sears  


 GP> The kid goes into the bathroom, and a big burly guy in a cowboy hat
   > asks the kid to give him a blowjob, the kid answers, "No way, Mister,
   > I'm not a real cowboy, I'm just borrowing the hat!"

Remember when.. .. ..

A man walked into the drug store and shyly asked the pretty girl behind
the counter if he could buy some condoms.  Seeing his discomfort, the
girl decided to have some fun.

She asked what size he needed. He said he didn't really know. So the
girl said they come in three sizes, and that there were three holes in
the fence outside that they used for sizing tests.  He should go outside
and put his tool to the test.

When he went outside, the girl sneaked around the fence.  When he put
his tool through the first hole, she caught him and gave him a handjob.

When he put his tool in the second hole, she gave him a blowjob.

When he put his tool in the third hole, she had her pants down and she
took him inside herself.

When he was finished, the girl ran around the front. He walked up and
she asked, "So, what size do you need?"

He answered, "I've decided not to buy any condoms; but I do want 8 feet
of that fence!"


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

  This guy walks into a bar and throws an octopus up on the bar.  He
says  to the bartender, "I'll bet you double or nothing on my drink,
that this  octopus can play any instrument you got."  The bartender
figures what the  hell, I'll take that bet.  So he throws a clarinet
up on the bar.  Sure  enough, the octopus played it.  The next night
the guy came back in.  This  time, the bartender threw a trumpet up
on the bar.  Sure enough the   octopus played the trumpet.  This went
on for about two weeks.  Finally,  one night the bartender threw a
set of bagpipes on the bar.  The octopus  got on top of the bagpipes
and start wiggling all over them.  This went  on for several minutes.

 Finally, the bartender yelled, "Ah-ha, your going  to have to pay
double for your drink tonight!"  The guy replied, " Give him  a few
minutes.  As soon as he figures out that he can't f*ck it, he'll
play it!"


> OBjoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

  Everyday this French guy gets on the bus smelling his finger and
saying, "Me oui, mon sheri." over and over. A black guy has been
watching this for several days and finally gets the nerve to ask the
guy what he is  doing. The French guy says, "Everyday, I finger my
wife before leaving for work. That way I can smell her all day long."
The black guy says, "Yea, that's a hell of a good idea!" The next day
the French guy gets  on the bus doing his usual thing. The black guy
sees this and loudly  snorts through his nose, as he smells his arm
from the shoulder to the wrist, yelling, "Saphire......"


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