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Skriven 2005-04-03 20:22:28 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Book
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 GS>  GP> You titled this post "Book" -- just curious as to what the
   >    > title of the BOOK is?
 GS> It was named "Windows for CyberPopes"

Funny

 -=[31-Mar-2005 19:53, George Pope replied IN a message to GREG SEARS]=-

 GP> CyberpopeS??? Last I knew there's only the ONE of me!

  G-day George Pope,
        You are more than likely right there,  I mean how many of you
  could the world cope with anyways? As well had to cover all the new
  entries coming along "DeadPopes" to mention the latest! #[;-(]

 GP> Cybergeek's Thanksgiving List

Talking holidays then there was this "black guy".. .. .. .. ..

This black guy sent his wife out to get him a Halloween costume. So
she went to the store and got him a Superman outfit. The black guy
says, "You dumb bitch, there is no such thing as a black Superman. Go
back and get me a good costume." So the lady went and got a Spiderman
costume. When the black guy saw this he said, "You are about the
dumbest black bitch I have ever seen. You know that there is no such
thing as a black Spiderman. Now damnit, go back and get me a good
costume this time." So the lady went back out and came back. She laid
two cotton balls, a white belt, and a four foot 2 x 4 in front of the
guy.  The black guy says, "What the hell is this?  I thought you were
going to get me a costume."  She said, "I did. You can put these
cotton balls on your chest and go as a domino.  Or, you can put this
white belt on and go as an Oreo cookie, or, you can shove the 2 x 4
up your ass and go as a fudgesicle you son of a bitch.........."


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

This cop was walking down the street one day when he noticed two bums
sitting in an alley. As he walked down the alley to roust these two
guys he noticed that one bum had his thumb up the other bum's ass.
"What the  hell is going on here!?" The bum looked up and said in a
very drunken voice, "I'm trying to make him throw up.." The cop said,
"You dumb ass,  your supposed to stick your finger in his throat, not
up his ass!" The bum said, "I was just getting ready to do that when
you walked up.!"


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-) ("Cyberpope")

  This guy goes into a bar and says, "Hey bartender! I wanna buy the
whole house a drink, except that queer down at the end of the bar!"
The bartender set up drinks for everyone.  A few minutes later, the
guy says  "Hey bartender! I wanna buy another drink for the whole bar
except that queer at the end of the bar!" So the bartender started
setting up another  round. As he got down at the end of the bar the
guy says, "Give me a glass with some ice in it." The bartender says,
"What for?" The guy answers, "If that son of a bitch calls me a queer
one more time, I'm going to cold cock him...."



Cheers,
.            o      _      _          _ From the
.   _o      /\_    _ \o   (@)\__/o   (@)      I C E-man
. _< \_    _>(@)  (@)/<_     \_| \    _|/' \/
.(@)>(@)  (@)         (@)    (@)     (@)'  _\o_ OUCH!

... George Pope. . . . Said that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2?

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