Text 1552, 133 rader
Skriven 2005-04-05 10:43:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av GREG SEARS
Ärende: Place to see.
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GS> If you have a connection to the real_world of the internet........
GS>
GS> Have a look-see here! '-)
GS>
GS> http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/stupid_users/index.html

What would I be seeing? (I still don't have a "real" world of the internet back
up!)

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     YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ONLINE TOO LONG IF....
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 1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help
 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" out loud.
 3. You find yourself trying to cock your head 90 degrees when
    you smile.
 4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love
    to your significant other.
 5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can
    hang out".
 6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
 7. If you are male and see a female in the "Real" world that you
    wish to meet, your first thought is to IM her.
 8. If you are female and you see a male in the "Real" world that
    you wish to meet, your first thought is that you wish he'd
    IM you.
 9. You don't understand the humor in the above mentioned #7 and
    #8 since the "real" world is at your fingertips.
10. You have to get a 2nd phone line just so you can call Pizza
    Hut.
11. When you have sex, you no longer are concerned about sexually
    transmitted diseases.
12. You walk into a room, and, finding that it has more than 23
    people, you inform management that there is an error.
13. When looking at signs, you wonder why they are always
    "yelling"at you.
14. You go up to people you are attracted to "in real life" and
    ask them for their GIF.
15. Although you don't know what they look like, you become
    insanely jealous of people hitting on your cyber-love.
16. You don't even know what your cyber-love looks like.
17. When at work, your boss constantly reminds you that the word
    i should be capitalized.
18. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
19. Your spouse now complains of you moving your fingers in your
    sleep instead of talking.
20. Your kids are eating cereal morning, noon, and night.
21. When someone says, "What did you say?" you reply, "Scroll
    up!"
22. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle
    of the night when your spouse is asleep.
23. You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't
    know you're on-line again.
24. You know more about your AOL friends' daily routines than you
    do your own spouse's.
25. You find yourself lying to others about your time on-line and
    when they complain that your phone was busy you claim it was
    off the hook.
26. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name
    close to your own.
27. You would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are
    from partying too much than the truth (online all night).
28. You change your screen names so much that you have to look at
    your own profile to see who you are.
29. You go into labor and you stop to type a special E-mail to
    let everyone know you're going to be away and how you're
    feeling.
30. You marry your cyberboyfriend/girlfriend and you both sit at
    your own computers and chat to each other every night from
    across the room.
31. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with
    them at the same time.
32. You understand the humor in all of these jokes because you
    have committed them yourself!
33. Your dog leaves you.
34. You are doing things more and more that you swore you would
    never do when you first go online.
35. You sign on and immediately get 10 IMs from people who have
    you on their buddy/contact list.
36. You have a map on the wall w/ LOTS of red thumbtacks to mark
    where people are you have met.
37. You look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your
    ignore button handy.
38. You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the computer.
39. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting
    & you think "uh oh, cyber sex perv".
40. You go thru "withdrawal" if you are away from the computer
    for more than a few hours.
41. Your buddy/contact list has over 100 people on it.
42. You understand what BIF ISO BIM means...
43. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get
    online before you have your first cup of coffee.
44. You have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
45. You have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's
    welcome screen.
46. You wait 6 hours online for a certain "special" person to
    come home from work.
47. You don't know where the time has gone.
48. You end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while writing
    letters by hand.
49. Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one
    you have had.
50. You get up at 2 am to go to the bathroom but turn on the
    computer instead.
51. You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
52. You enter a room and 23 people greet you w/ {{hugs}}
    or**kisses**.
53. You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno
    and lemme.
54. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave
    your/n and will TTYL".
55. You type faster than you think.
56. You got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too and are now
    undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.
57. You want to be buried with your computer when it dies or
    viceversa.
58. You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.



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B)If you DO like a joke, say thank-you with 2-3 jokes of your own! :)

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